Okay. So. Beach camping is happening now that things crap has finally settled down. I wanted to wait until last weekend but, hey, first weekend of May is just as good, right? Anyway, Nathan, I managed to pick up a tent for you and me. Victor, Lydia, I'm not sure what kind of budget you guys are on, but if you need me to spring you, I might be able to snag a rental for the weekend. And I've got drinks, too.

Tim? You and your girl are welcome to come too if you think you can play nicely with the other boys. And you too, Alisha. If you wanna come, we'd love to have you.

It's probably not even worth asking, but how many room-mates has everyone had since arriving? It's beginning to feel like there's a record I'm competing for.

[Locked to Loki, Dave, & Aradia.]

You know the signs of witch activity I showed you.

If you see them today, tell me right away.

Don't investigate on your own.

[Locked to Kyuubey.]

Today is Walpurgis Night.

Just a harmless question.

Are there any repercussions for going into the telly on a shite rescue mission drunk? How about well and proper stoned? Both? Please answer ASAP.

Well, that was an interesting foray into the realms of fantasy.

Everyone all right and back to their normal selves? Kyon, Suzumiya-san, Asahina-san?

How about you, Chief Beifong-sama?

Just so there's no hard feelings later, I'm gonna be upfront about this: Tim, I'm betraying you. And Alfred, I guess, in spirit.

What I'm saying is...guess who got a job at Starbox!!

You know who does catering now? Paradox Pizza does.

Also we have other food besides pizza. I don't think anyone actually realized this so I think it deserves pointing out. The other food is really good too. Seriously. I know because I make it and I'm an awesome cook. What other food, you might ask? We do breakfast foods and sandwiches and all of the other food. Just name whatever you're in the mood for if it isn't pizza and I'll try to appease you.

Anyway, besides the whole... TV thing that seems to be a frequently occurring and always horrible event has anyone else thought this month was pretty darn good? No forest-related things happened and there was bunnies and then we get to play fairytale kingdom and I got make profit off of both of those events! Rowdy-dow. Awesome birthday month if you ask me.

Do you like cuddling dogs? Cats? Other adorable animals? Then Paws! would probably be a great place to volunteer!!


...


I—look, my boss told me to say it like that, but basically we have a lot of animals to take care of, and it's getting more difficult to do it by ourselves, so, if you ever have time and want to help out, we'd be super grateful. It's pretty fun. And it looks pretty good on paper?

Who: Vriska, her Shadow, aaaaand: John Egbert, Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas, Tavros Nitram, Meenah Peixes, Eridan Ampora, Victor Mancha, Nathan Young, Souji Seta, Yosuke Hanamura, Tim Drake/Red Robin, and Homura Akemi. BAM.
What: Rescuing the damsel in distress from herself.
When: Night of April 30th.
Where: In the television, obviously. Where else??
Why: Because Persona 4, and also because Vriska is a horrible, horrible person.

Notes: I did the write up below based on a handful of discussions about the way the fight would go, but I haven't had a chance to speak with everyone about it. If anyone reads this and is like "AW HELL NAW," just come talk to me and I'll change shit up for you no big deal. This is more of a loose guideline, anyway. You just gotta let me know. (PM me or smth.)

HOWEVER MUCH EVERYBODY GETS HURT IS PRETTY MUCH HANDWAVED, feel free to pick and choose for yourself how bad your character's ass got beat or how much ass they beat in turn.

Use this basically as a log to tag around amongst yourselves post-battle, to check up on the wounded and injured, shoot the shit, or just go the fuck home. (Or wake up if you were knocked out. Or take a nap if you are so inclined for some completely insane reason.) Or talk to Vriska herself. First comment on the post will be her reconciliation with her Shadow, and anyone wanting to talk to her can reply to that. Otherwise GO NUTS GO APESHIT.

( tv taught me how to feel / now real life has no appeal. )

You know, honestly, that whole thing could have gone a lot worse. I mean, Baba Yaga didn't eat me, I'm pretty sure no one else died in a way that was permanent, and the flood of rabbits earlier means in the event of a famine, don't worry, I've got everyone covered for a while!

That's all something to be thankful for, right?