If you're having trouble finding her, just let me know. I can help!

The former chairwoman of the prom committee transferred to one of the private high schools. Isn't it weird that the "real" kids get their own school, but were the ones who have to wear uniforms? Just saying.

Anyway, I was voted Prom Chairwoman in her place.

Right now we're deciding on a theme. We need a couple extra people if you have what it takes. Head of promotions and head of post-prom, specifically.

So I guess Doc Scratch is gone? I mean, I got a new roommate notice, and there's like, nothing left in his room.

He was kind of a weird guy, but we shared the place for a while, so that's...something.

So I guess I got here a week or so ago? I feel like I've been at a Renaissance Faire. Not cool guys.

Uh, I'm Clint. I'm new. [He rubs the back of his neck briefly.] And not stealing things anymore? That's good. So if anyone can give me the rundown on this place? Greatly appreciated.

This is a friendly reminder that I work an average of 8 hours and 45 minutes, five days a week. If I answer your call on a Saturday, please keep in mind that I am not getting paid for it. Nor am I getting paid at 2 AM on a Tuesday. If you are not in school during our call, please assume I am not getting paid.

I also am not sure who handed out my number to every student attending school but what's done is done so I'll let you all keep it for emergencies. Emergencies being life or death situations, Captain America related topics, you being a police chief, or me having a cup of coffee to drink. In the emergency situation where I have coffee, I am not the one that pays or makes the coffee.

Hours are
Mondays thru Fridays: 8:00 AM - 5:15 PM

You are free to come in at any time during those hours but I would recommend scheduling an appointment in advance. You may do so by filling in a time-slot on the calender located on my door or contacting my office directly. Either myself or Miss Rose Lalonde will pencil you in. If you find me unreachable around 11 AM, that means I get to eat food and you need to wait approximately fifteen minutes.

Yo, why's the apartment covered in wet towels?

Did somebody have a beach party or something?







Please tell me it was a beach party

EDIT (8:08 P.M.): Alright if your name is Karkat, apparently this question is directed at you now.

Well. Thank God that's over.

I'd wanted to make a post on the network before, but, well, you all saw what had happened.

I am currently hiring for office positions at Baker Street Surgery. I'm afraid just one man can't run clerk and physician, and it's all gotten... a little more than I can handle right now. So if you think you might be up to the task, I'd be happy to see your resume. Just drop it off at the surgery any time between 10 AM and 5 PM.

For those interested, I am searching for someone who is well-organised, clean, has good handwriting/or can type faster than I can. I'm currently sitting at about 40 wpm, so it shouldn't be hard to beat.

( Text to Sherlock )

So, me and meself were just having a bit of a think, yeah? And we've decided, out of the goodness or our heart that since Mr. Magnetpants isn't around anymore, that maybe we'd better start looking for something to do with our time. A job or something. Getting harder to keep a proper drug habit going if you can't really afford it, yeah?

So pipe up then. Who's got a job that needs doing?