Rose Lalonde ☼ TentacleTherapist
28 April 2013 @ 12:25 pm
 
It's Dave.
The answer is Dave.
Dave can babysit Karkat because he retains the ability to manipulate time and thus can be in several places seemingly at once.
Dave does this every day to deliver subpar pizza to half the island.
My frustration with you all is inexpressible.
 
 
Roxy Lalonde // tipsyGnostalgic
28 April 2013 @ 07:34 pm
 
!!!! ATTN announcin a moratorium on the dateapalooza for miss rolal !!!
sorry dudes no u are heartbusted
will let u know when the lovely evenings will commence again but until then consider this a date hiatus
dateiatus
diatus? hm ok nvmd
neway u can guess which bro was my faveeee
all i will say on THAT lol
ps good luck on the spidergirl rescue everybody
meeny i got u swedish fish and theyre pretty chewy, so dont go makin it weird like u always do
go save ur not girlfrond
davey and joegg and shouty and the rest of u guys too
if u need yet unexplained voidy help give me a shoutout
might actually have some effects on a light aspect but fuck me if i know how
turns out the only dude who might no has peaced out 2 tho soooo guess we wait for callie??
cya when u guys get back
 
 
Meenah Peixes ♓ Thief of Life
28 April 2013 @ 10:47 pm
oh my cod
im startin to think humans arent the seasponge for brains aliens like i thought they were
first the adorabubble cheesy fishy crackers and now




just look at this
LOOK AT T)(IS
they are so fucking cute and delicious 38D
om nom nom

please tell me there are more fishy treats you alien weirdos are keepin from me
i need to know
hear me N----E----ED to know
 
 
Johanna Mason
28 April 2013 @ 11:11 pm
 
You can give it up, brainless, you're never going to guess the password.

They keep giving me new roommates.