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wE'RE GOING TO HELP HER, rIGHT?
pLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE IS GOING,
aND, uHH,
pLEASE, tAKE ME WITH YOU,
pLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE IS GOING,
aND, uHH,
pLEASE, tAKE ME WITH YOU,
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( thoughtformed ) WELCOME to the New Moore social network - April 27th, 2013
27 April 2013 @ 10:38 am
Well, I hope you all had fun storming the castle. I kinda wish I had some popcorn.
( Joker hesitates and quietly clears his throat. )
Listen... I need a job. Can't say I have much experience being anything but a helmsman, but if I'm going to be stuck here for the foreseeable future, I'm gonna have to do something other than mope about it in my apartment.
So, whatever it is people do around here, lay it on me. It can't be worse than waiting for the next time the island turns us all into B-movies.
( Joker hesitates and quietly clears his throat. )
Listen... I need a job. Can't say I have much experience being anything but a helmsman, but if I'm going to be stuck here for the foreseeable future, I'm gonna have to do something other than mope about it in my apartment.
So, whatever it is people do around here, lay it on me. It can't be worse than waiting for the next time the island turns us all into B-movies.
27 April 2013 @ 04:21 pm
So as we know, Commander Shepard had a ship.
Now that he's gone, who does it belong to?
Now that he's gone, who does it belong to?
27 April 2013 @ 06:32 pm
ATTENTION ALL AMBITIOUS AND AGGRESSIVELY SELF ANNIHILATIVE IDIOTS!
WE NEED TO HAVE A BRIEF CHAT ABOUT VRISKA.
MAN, LOOK HOW NOSTALGIC THIS IS!
THIS IS LIKE THE TIME DAVE AND JOHN DECIDED TO TALK ABOUT THEIR INDEPENDENT INTERESTS IN TWO BATSHIT GIRLS WHILE I WAS TRYING TO WARN THEM TO STEP THE FUCK OFF DESPITE THE FACT AFOREMENTIONED BATSHIT GIRLS WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR INDIVIDUAL DEATHS SEVERAL TIMES!
SO HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
EXCEPT THIS TIME I'M ATTEMPTING TO WARN ALL OF YOU SORRY SACKS OVER STEEPED IN STUPIDITY LIKE INDIVIDUAL TEA BAGS IN TINY LITTLE TEA CUPS, POLLUTING THE WATER FOR TWO WEEKS.
YOU CAN'T EVEN DRINK THAT SHIT ANYMORE, JUST STOP.
( TRIGGER WARNING, SEIZURES!! )
WE NEED TO HAVE A BRIEF CHAT ABOUT VRISKA.
MAN, LOOK HOW NOSTALGIC THIS IS!
THIS IS LIKE THE TIME DAVE AND JOHN DECIDED TO TALK ABOUT THEIR INDEPENDENT INTERESTS IN TWO BATSHIT GIRLS WHILE I WAS TRYING TO WARN THEM TO STEP THE FUCK OFF DESPITE THE FACT AFOREMENTIONED BATSHIT GIRLS WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR INDIVIDUAL DEATHS SEVERAL TIMES!
SO HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
EXCEPT THIS TIME I'M ATTEMPTING TO WARN ALL OF YOU SORRY SACKS OVER STEEPED IN STUPIDITY LIKE INDIVIDUAL TEA BAGS IN TINY LITTLE TEA CUPS, POLLUTING THE WATER FOR TWO WEEKS.
YOU CAN'T EVEN DRINK THAT SHIT ANYMORE, JUST STOP.
( TRIGGER WARNING, SEIZURES!! )
27 April 2013 @ 09:21 pm
OK, SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I POSTED A MEMO A LITTLE WHILE AGO
OR YOU'RE GOING TO NOTICE AS YOU LOOK THROUGH THE NETWORK
I'M GOING TO KEEP THIS SHORT
IF ANYONE IS LOOKING FOR ANY INFORMATION REGARDING VRISKA JUST
GOD. DON'T EVEN BOTHER LOOKING AT THAT TANGLED PRETZEL OF MASSIVE FUCK.
THE PRETZEL JUST KEEPS CHURNING AND BECOMING MORE AND MORE TWISTED AS TIME GOES BY
NOTHING OF VALUE HAS BEEN GENERATED
BUT ITS CONTENT CONTINUES TO GROW AND EXPAND IN SIZE.
HOW MANY CALORIES ARE IN THAT THING YOU HAVE TO WONDER AS YOU STARE AT IT WHILE IT PROCEEDS TO EXPAND AND CONSUME EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH NOT UNLIKE A CANCEROUS MASS.
DON'T LOOK AT IT
THE WHOLE THING IS UNSIGHTLY
JUST BYPASS IT AND CONTACT ME PRIVATELY.
OR YOU'RE GOING TO NOTICE AS YOU LOOK THROUGH THE NETWORK
I'M GOING TO KEEP THIS SHORT
IF ANYONE IS LOOKING FOR ANY INFORMATION REGARDING VRISKA JUST
GOD. DON'T EVEN BOTHER LOOKING AT THAT TANGLED PRETZEL OF MASSIVE FUCK.
THE PRETZEL JUST KEEPS CHURNING AND BECOMING MORE AND MORE TWISTED AS TIME GOES BY
NOTHING OF VALUE HAS BEEN GENERATED
BUT ITS CONTENT CONTINUES TO GROW AND EXPAND IN SIZE.
HOW MANY CALORIES ARE IN THAT THING YOU HAVE TO WONDER AS YOU STARE AT IT WHILE IT PROCEEDS TO EXPAND AND CONSUME EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH NOT UNLIKE A CANCEROUS MASS.
DON'T LOOK AT IT
THE WHOLE THING IS UNSIGHTLY
JUST BYPASS IT AND CONTACT ME PRIVATELY.