[ And here's one Yuri Nakamura, wearing a princely outfit as she side-eyes the screen, looking pretty baffled by the situation. If only because wow, all of you people are acting completely insane. ]

Raise your hand if you're acting normal. And by normal, I mean, not acting Shakespearian or like those fairy tales in books.

I just want a count of hands to see how many of you idiots are still sane.

A-alright I don't know who decided to take the joke this far but the crack about me being an insignificant character hasn't been relevant for at least four plot arcs! Come on! If this is just another weird virtual A-T training, I get it. It wouldn't be the first time I've woken up in some weird-ass place... but this full-immersion shit is really pushing it. Calling a guy fictional really isn't funny when... well, it's just not. Just because someone exists in a different reality or medium or... whatever. Doesn't mean they're not real...