Is this thing even on?

[ clears his throat ] Hello. This is James T. Kirk of the U.S.S Enterprise. Apparently I have been kidnapped against my will to be subjected to an existential crisis. A really badly thought out one.

Kidnapping a Starfleet officer is a Federal offense. So the sooner I get back to my ship, the better it would be for everyone.

Any thoughts on how to do that?

[ she taps the screen once points it around her, showing the street she's on before aiming it back at herself ]

Where am I?

Like really am? Really-really? I got the entire you're-fictional bit but I'm going to keep my skeptical mindset about that one for a while and skip questioning that and go right to what planet are we on? Where on what planet? You can't be too sure these days. And the year? -Is The Doctor here?

Does anyone know?

[ there's a vision of the streets before it gets turned upside down to face Jubilee. She makes a face into it before she turns it right side up and then starts to talk ]

So, like, uh. I think I'm stuck in a horror movie that I can't get out of or someone thought it'd be a good idea to play a trick on the Jubesters. Can anyone give me the skinny on this place or am I just alone and out of my depth here?