So I realized this morning that I'm out of cigarettes. Anyone have some that I can bum from them? I'll get you back, I promise.

[ This seems to be shot from her phone's camera, so the picture isn't very steady. Vriska is in what looks like a doctor's office and there are two nurses and one very long suffering doctor staring at her and then collecting supplies of some sort. ]

Haha, can you believe these chumps? So what! This is obviously all bullshit. More shenanigans! Always shenanigans. So everyone has their memories changed and starts believing in fakey lameass -- hey, what the hell is that?

[ Just a needle, Ms. Serket, comments the doctor, coolly. Just some medicine for your Lunar F-- ]

What! Get that thing away from me!

[ Thus begins the yelling. Vriska drops her phone at this point, though it catches glimpses of her rising into a sprinter's crouch on the exam table and more medical staff piling into the room. Someone shouts: Get a sedative! Strap her down! Has anyone called the police? She's a danger to herself and--

It all happens very quickly. Two nurses try to manhandle Vriska, which only ends in the camera getting a good view of both getting slammed into the far wall. Fuck off! she snarls, furious and guttural. A few seconds later every other human body in the room hits the floor with a couple of painful sounding thumps. Then silence rings, and Vriska scrabbles for her phone. She looks pissed. ]

Hey! Why don't we play a game. That game is called "how long can Vriska avoid the shitty, dumbfuck human authorities before she loses her fucking temper"! I don't need this bullshit and I am not hanging around. If they think they can trap Vriska Serket, they have another thing coming. Later, losers!

[ She turns the video off.

Anyone who cares to investigate at the hospital later will find the six people she knocked out to be in good health, if sporting bad headaches and some bruises, and a large hole in the ceiling of her exam room. And then another hole in a wall that led outside. She wasn't going for finesse.

She'll respond to texts. Probably. Or you could just run into a deeply harassed spider troll out on the town avoiding authorities. ]

You're all very funny.

Remember that your final exams start tomorrow, and they're much less amused than I am.

[Locked to Faculty]

Is it a violation of the Code of Professional Conduct if I enlarge yearbook photos for use on the shooting range?

Is music club still going on this week cos of finals? I just got new strings for my uke and I wanna break them in.

( Private to Sheska )

Study session, my place, six o'clock. Sophomore class only unless you're paying me for tutoring. RSVP to let me know if you're coming. Odd-numbered RSVPs bring a large pizza, even numbered bring a twelve pack of something caffeinated, and we'll keep going until we've covered anything twice or until the midnight curfew kicks in.

[A very angry, very teenage Carol is frowning at the screen.]

I hope I can get out of here soon. I just want to get in to basic training as soon after I turn 18 as humanly possible. The community college here is nice, but I have bigger plans than that.

Whatever, graduation is just around the corner. I guess I'll just get a job until I get released. Maybe I can get some pre-reqs out of the way at the community collage. The credits probably won't transfer, but it's better than doing nothing.

[She huffs]

Anyways, can I spend the night with someone? I'm pretty sure my roommate might be plotting to kill me in my sleep.

wut da fuq is goin on
if all this shits some coddamn lamebass excuse to get outta your finals then you betta straighten yo shit up
i aint gonna stand you raising no fuss and getting sent to my coddamn office
yo aint gonna make my last week dealin with you ungrateful wigglers worse than its gotta be
and shore as hell i aint gonna let yo all get stuck in summer schoolfeedin
enough of you shitheads get stuck there i get stuck there and i aint gonna be happy
i aint gonna deal w that no coddamn way

so get yo shit together before i start thinking bout cullin yo basses

[ Replies for Vice Principal ConMeenah will be coming from tyriannicull ]

( report card here )

YEAH! Texas kicked ass in music!!!!!!