Hey, uh, Mr. Once-ler? Lau? I'm not gonna be able to work tomorrow, I think. Scott the Cat just tore the shit out of my hand, and I had to go get a couple stitches. So it's gonna be a little difficult for me to carry things for the time being. I should be good to go in a couple days once I've figured out my pain meds.

Excuse me, but you did not just kidnap me from my family and my loving husband just tell me a load of crap.

Therefore, I demand, yes I demand to see who is in charge here, so I know whose ass I need to kick!

Who: Vanitas and Harry Potter.
What: Roommies :').
When: 6/23
Where: East 403.
Warnings: None!

( I've run out of clever song lyrics. )

[Did you hear that scream? Well, for those not near her apartment, Alisha's phone has inconveniently crashed to the floor, incidentally sending out a call over the network.]

Shit...!

Lydia, get in here and get control of your fucking cat! It's fucking attacking me!

[There's another scream from Alisha, though this time it's because she has become acquainted with Kitty's claws.]

Jesus fucking Christ!

Who: Roxas, Xion and Lea
What: Bodily tackling The bitties are asking Lea all of the questions they want answers to
When: June 22nd, before Sora's arrival
Where: The streets of New Moore
Warnings: Uh. Nope.

( And so it goes )

Who: Ian and Lea
What: Oh yeah, we're supposed to be roommates.
When: June 24th
Where: West 304
Warnings: Guns? Fire?

( and I'm not leaving this trailer until I get a spring water. )