I think my boss is dead.

There have been a lot of doppelgangers/alternative universes/evil twins appearing in the last week. Apollo's Mane is running a promotion to see who "wore it best" in terms of hair style. Losers receive one free hair cut voucher. Winners will have their photographs displayed in the shop.

( Who Wore It Best- New Moore Twins Hair Edition )

Since I'm not allowed to have target practice with all of you unless I arm you - I still say nerf darts are more practical 'cause they're slower but your police chief and Carol are no fun and all this crap

I'm holing an all out nerf war in the park. Supply your own guns and darts - nothing real cause that's illegal - and we begin at nightfall.

Last one standing gets something. Probably ice cream.

EDIT: So I've been informed people actually have to sign wavers in case of death or dismemberment. Lame.

[Private to Bro]

You free?

[Private to Avengers and company]

I'm going to be busy for the rest of the night. Call if there's an emergency, I'll be ignoring texts.