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I've gone round the market. Did you want me
to pick up some tuna or are we feeling better?
to pick up some tuna or are we feeling better?
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( thoughtformed ) WELCOME to the New Moore social network - July 29th, 2013
29 July 2013 @ 01:57 pm
Why is it that when Elizabeth knocks things off the shelves
it's considered cute, but when I do it, you yell at me?
[ it's clearly meant to have been a private text, but Sherlock is so lazy and content, curled up napping with Elizabeth (the real cat), that he can't actually be bothered to check if its reached its intended target. whatever, it's not actually important. he's just mad because he wants pets and cuddles. ]
29 July 2013 @ 07:20 pm
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[The camera switches on abruptly, showing a spinning view of a ceiling. There's a loud clunk as the phone smacks into the skirting board, along with a lovely view of the wall rising up above it, then a small feline face comes into view - a little Scottish Fold with turned-down ears and large, vivid green eyes.
There's something very familiar about the grouchy look on the cat's face, and though the voice is a little highly pitched, that accent is unmistakeable.]
... This is utterly ridiculous. I think I broke the bloody thing.
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[The camera switches on abruptly, showing a spinning view of a ceiling. There's a loud clunk as the phone smacks into the skirting board, along with a lovely view of the wall rising up above it, then a small feline face comes into view - a little Scottish Fold with turned-down ears and large, vivid green eyes.
There's something very familiar about the grouchy look on the cat's face, and though the voice is a little highly pitched, that accent is unmistakeable.]
... This is utterly ridiculous. I think I broke the bloody thing.
You know, I think I can get used to being a cat.
Heightened senses, great agility, and the inexplicable want to laze around all day next to a window with sun streaming from it, napping to my heart's content.
I think I've caught up on all of the sleep I've missed as of late. This is nice.
Heightened senses, great agility, and the inexplicable want to laze around all day next to a window with sun streaming from it, napping to my heart's content.
I think I've caught up on all of the sleep I've missed as of late. This is nice.
I think this is the best day of my life.
...
Does anyone want salmon?
Edit: Remember to stay off the beach.
...
Does anyone want salmon?
Edit: Remember to stay off the beach.
29 July 2013 @ 09:57 pm
We haven't done anything as a group for a while now, so who's up for getting together this weekend? Oh, and can we please not go to that shady drualkmdfgahlkgh;'asdf1'2qw111111111111
( Billy's sudden lack of opposable thumbs makes private posting much harder than it needs to be. )
( Billy's sudden lack of opposable thumbs makes private posting much harder than it needs to be. )
29 July 2013 @ 10:27 pm
29 July 2013 @ 11:26 pm
[And it's audio, because wizards do as wizards do.]
Alisha? I need to talk to you.
Please.
Alisha? I need to talk to you.
Please.
29 July 2013 @ 11:40 pm
I've noticed quite a number of seemingly accidental posts to this Net Work lately. Though we don't have Computer Phones in World Twelve-A, I believe I've mastered the technology since arriving here — even without the use of my magic. Allow me to explain how to properly operate the Computer Phone:
If you want to send a Written Mail, you have to make sure to put your correspondent's personal number or their written mail account into the 'TO:' section. Mine is C.CHANT@NMAIL.COM if you'd care to send me a letter.
If you want to send a Photograph Mail, there's a button that looks like the lens of a camera. You can take Moving Photographs — or 'movies,' if you want to use the slang terminology — with the same button, but on a different setting. You'll see a little red light if the photograph is moving. You delete the photographs and movies with the button that looks like a dustbin. It's fairly straightforward, but Millie once accidentally sent me a photograph of her stockings, so you must be careful what you take photographs of! Though I suppose that applies to all types of cameras, not just the one on the Computer Phone.
There are also Sound Mails. The button for that looks like what I'm told is a My Crow, but it doesn't resemble any sort of bird I've ever seen. Perhaps it's meant to represent one of the crow's eggs inside of a nest? If it is, it's a very strange looking nest, and the egg is quite long and oddly shaped. Anyway, that's the My Crow Phone button. A bit confusing, but I sorted it out in the end, of course.
As it seems most of the accidental posts go straight to this Net Work, I'm sure you all understand how that works, at the very least. But if you've all been sending each other accidental letters and photographs, I do wonder why you haven't been sending me any. I will accept any and all photographs of your stockings. Once again, my personal written mail account is C.CHANT@NMAIL.COM.
If you want to send a Written Mail, you have to make sure to put your correspondent's personal number or their written mail account into the 'TO:' section. Mine is C.CHANT@NMAIL.COM if you'd care to send me a letter.
If you want to send a Photograph Mail, there's a button that looks like the lens of a camera. You can take Moving Photographs — or 'movies,' if you want to use the slang terminology — with the same button, but on a different setting. You'll see a little red light if the photograph is moving. You delete the photographs and movies with the button that looks like a dustbin. It's fairly straightforward, but Millie once accidentally sent me a photograph of her stockings, so you must be careful what you take photographs of! Though I suppose that applies to all types of cameras, not just the one on the Computer Phone.
There are also Sound Mails. The button for that looks like what I'm told is a My Crow, but it doesn't resemble any sort of bird I've ever seen. Perhaps it's meant to represent one of the crow's eggs inside of a nest? If it is, it's a very strange looking nest, and the egg is quite long and oddly shaped. Anyway, that's the My Crow Phone button. A bit confusing, but I sorted it out in the end, of course.
As it seems most of the accidental posts go straight to this Net Work, I'm sure you all understand how that works, at the very least. But if you've all been sending each other accidental letters and photographs, I do wonder why you haven't been sending me any. I will accept any and all photographs of your stockings. Once again, my personal written mail account is C.CHANT@NMAIL.COM.