Um… I’m sorry to bother anyone, but could someone tell me where I am? I’m a little lost and you see I kinda have somewhere important that I need to be right now.

This place is really big. Not as big as some of the other cities that I’ve been to, but it’s still really big. I mean, the buildings are all really tall. Do lots and lots of people really live inside them? Doesn’t it get really cramped in there with all those people running around?

Finally...!

Do you know how hard it is trying to make a hat stay on with cat ears?? I had to cut a hole in the back of my pants, too. Jeez.

Please don't send Christopher photos of your stockings.

This summer camp counselor thing isn't so hard. I mean like kids cry all the time right? Whatevsies

Hey! Now that everyone's all person-y again.

Who wants to arm wrestle? If I win, you have to give me ten bucks. But if you win, I'll give you twenty!

Alright, I'm all moved in, crazy bitchy roommate and everything -- even a job! So look, if you want some mediocre Chinese food, head over to Chopstix and I'll serve you something that doesn't completely suck. Please tip generously.