If you have any items which were stolen, property damage, or persons who went missing during the time-related phenomenon last week, we have officers ready to take your statements at the police station...

Avengers? I humbly request that you check in with Ms. Danvers, as I think we might have something we could use your help on, please.

Thank you for your time.


( [Locked to Ms. Danvers, Mr. Coulson, Ms. Romanova, Mr. Barton] )

That was an interesting experience. [Jack's face gives nothing away. Nope. He's just calmly tossing his staff into the air. With his toes.] We shared whipped cream.

Okay, I'm totes sadzoes that nice older Vicks is gone but I love my roboboyfriend in every format so it's aaaaall gooood

what's not all good is my TOTES AWFUL LAMEZOID SISTER!!!!! she needs friends, so Lizzie, check this list and get crackin on new friendships:

1. Souji Seta - HAWTTIEEEE
   
2. Princess Bubblegum - she likes science as much as you like grad school
   
3. Simca - maybe she can totes teach you how to be kewl???
   
4. Kara Zor-El - its supergirl nuff said
   
5. Clara Oswald - she seems super brill and shes been on TOOONS of adventures maybe she can teach you a thing or two about priorities
   
6. Sirius Black - do i seriously need to say more
   
7. Katniss Everdeen aka Jlaw - NUFF SAID
   
8. Finnick Odair - he's like Wickham but less douchey
   
9. Terra - tall dark and handsome, hopefully legal?
   
10. Oncey - nuff said
    
11. Remy Lebeau -older, cooler, hotter
    
12. Darcy Lewis - chick keeps shit real
    
13. Alisha Bailey - dunno why I didn't think of this before
    
14. Sarah Manning- she works at a bar, you could learn some stuff, like you know, how to LIGHTEN UP
    
15. Ramona Flowers - I mean cmon totes the kewlest realest girl on da island

OK KISSES HAVE FUNSIES XOXOXOXOXOXOX0!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo Mr. Lau, I gotta say thanks again for this little dude. If it turns out he can breathe fire we're gonna have an issue though.

Takin' name suggestions, otherwise he's gonna be Diesel.

I noticed the city got hit pretty hard by the last event so if anyone needs help cleaning up just let me know. I'll be down at Avenger's HQ in the warehouse district if anyone wants to talk in person.

It's not hard to miss. It's the one with the giant hole in the roof.

Speaking of: Loki, the younger one, I'd like to see you down at HQ. Now. [Her voice is even, but Loki will no doubt be able to tell that she's not in a good mood.]

[Private: Vigilance Network + Sherlock and Watson]

Guys, we have a problem. Sheska just let a few of us know that Chief Beifong and Officer Koizumi are missing. Neither have checked in since all the time doubles left. I checked Lin's apartment but she hadn't been there since everything ended. I know it hasn't been that long but it is really out of character for neither of them to so much as answer a text and it's got Sheska pretty worried.

If anyone finds anything let me know. Something doesn't feel right about this.

UPDATE: Sheska found Lin Beifong's phone at the office. We don't know how long it's been there but it was at least left over night.