[Lily is huddled up with a pillow pressed to her chest. No, it's not moving. She has put the girls on display far too much as of late.]

I've learned something. Corsets are torture devices.

Do you know I have bruises in places I don't even want to name?

So yes. Avoid them at all costs. If you want to be skinny and busty, wear the right colors and make sure your clothing fits you appropriately.

[Her face is pressed against the top of the pillow. Only her dark red hair and bright eyes can be seen now.]

[Private to James and Sirius.]

Talk to me? I'm sorry I was mean. I guess I was a spoiled wench.

[She is trying to lighten the mood. There's no reason to talk about prisons and regrets.]

If you want, you can give me an annoying parrot for my birthday.

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[Private to Severus Snape.]

How are you settling in?

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Hey! So, I wanted to ask about-- [ excuse the velicoraptor cutting him off and climbing on top of him and nipping at his head ] --oof...Excuse you, Lady McNuggets.. [ He pushes her off and then scoots over to make room while she settles down next to him. We're just going to sit next to a raptor during this. Totally normal. ] ...I've lost my train of thought. Thanks.

I guess I'll start over. Umm. Alright so you're the weirdest pirates ever but I think you're all aware of that. Moving on. Aisling and I had this conversation that got into peanut butter before, which I had never known about and I think is pretty great, and now I'm just kind of wondering about other food. What's like a normal thing that I should really know about? [ he shoves Indy away a bit because she's preening his head but after she insists on doing it he just accepts his fate, drops his hand, and lets her after a moment. sigh. ]

And, well Rapunzel's apparently researching Halloween so I won't ask about that or you're just being repetitive on this. From what I grasped it was like Winternights only you have a costumed sweet-collection going on? Yeah. Anyway, someone mentioned meals too and I doubt anyone's trying to sacrifice things to Jack to ensure a good winter anytime soon- ...They're not right? I'm fine with skipping that one if we're good there-- but it got me thinking about that too. What are the other things everyone celebrates here during the year besides that one coming up?

[ He pauses and glances up at Indy then looks back to the camera ] Also if anyone was looking for a blue parrot, Indy found it before and you're probably not getting it back.

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[Timestamp: 9:30 p.m.] Ah, Once-ler, am I interrupting anything? Would it be all right if I came over?