ok so my life up until this point has been fake. shway. thats a headache ill deal w/ later. like after i eat my bodyweight in pizza. freezer-burned peas & carrots dont really do it for me. good choco pudding tho.

but what i really want cleared up is todays date. the year being the priority here. the staff here are sketchier than the mystery meat and i cant get a straight answer from them. so if someone could just clue me in thatd be slammin.

[ The audio feed cuts in and remains silent for a moment, broken up only by a sniffle here and there. When Vivi finally speaks, it's a quiet, shaky voice. ]

I... I d-don't think I've ever had s-so many new homes in such a little time... I... Everyone keeps leaving, and I don't even get to know them.. U-um.. E-everyone... I'm sorry b-but.. Am I doing this? Am I the reason people leave the island...? I-I don't mean it, honest... I just want someplace to stay... I never meant to hurt anybody...

Nobody's gonna talk about a weird carnival showing up overnight? I mean, I get pirates were weirder, just seems freaky I'm the first one to mention it.