I already knew everyone thought I was fictional so we can skip that. Hello.

I'd like to note that the ballpit doesn't have any of those tubes I get to crawl into like all big play places are supposed to have and this is a let down as a new arrival here. You know what I'm talking about, right? The ones with the tiny windows at dead ends and going through them makes your hair stick up with static and they always lead to a slide eventually?
You're really missing out not having those.