Okay first thing. Someone needs to sign that report card for me. I'd like to mention to anyone that gets to look at that, that the significantly low grade in history has nothing to do with me being before half of it happened. You only need to state the world is round not flat once for me to get it. I can read. It has everything to do with the teacher arguing with me about helmets. It's an unjustified grade.
And I also don't destroy school property intentionally.
Second thing. I felt kind of weird bringing it up since everyone was busy celebrating another thing and my timing is also a bit off because these aren't the stars I'm used to basing everything on but I think Thor would forgive me on that one. Happy Snoggletog. It's something we celebrate back home. It's kind of like your Christmas thing except Santa is Odin and makes way more sense. There's also goats and I have no idea how to explain this without it sounding really strange to everyone. Basically, if anyone wants to set things on fire and drink mead and maybe catch a sheep or- That sounds horrible. It's meaningful, I swear. We don't set the town on fire. Just. If you're interested? I'm your guy.
I'm going to go put on a helmet now. Which I have. Because viking. They have those. Real thing.