Loki
11 January 2014 @ 10:36 am
[ It is Loki, with a haircut and definitely looking and acting calmer than he ever was ]

Excuse me, but has anyone seen my brother, Thor? Normally, I'd follow the path with the most destruction, but he does not seem to be here. He carries a large hammer and is prone to violence. If he has offended you in some way, I'm sure I can offer some recompense.
 
 
Eridan Ampora
11 January 2014 @ 09:31 pm
 
it might sound cheesy, but i gotta admit, i dreamed about something like this a couple times.
not that you need to sleep vwhen you're dead, although catching some zz's in the shade is a decent homage to the wvibe i'm trying to put out.
if i vwas doing something like that, any number of trolls vwould vwalk by and think "vwho's that cool fella owver there just sleeping vwherewver he pleases?
he must not conform to any of society's expectations of him, pursuing a afterlife in the moment, vwithout regards for the boring normal dead routine.
that's a bro i'd like to get to knowv, see vwhere it goes, maybe let something fun dewvelop."
things like that.
man, to be honest... i vwish i could turn off my vworries and enjoy vwhere vwe're at.
but the vwhole thing is too surreal to adopt a laid back attitude about, you knowv?
i can't just turn off my feelings, as i'm sure is easy for guys vwho aren't as sensitiwve and artistic as me.
there's just a lot going on up there and it's not like i can sort through some preexisting issues on top of this vwhole relocation hubbub.
it's too much to think about vwhere i'm going in this post life and if anyone vwill ewver vwanna share it vwith me, if i hawve to simultaneously vwonder vwhat anyone vwould vwant vwith such a random fucking assortment of trolls here.
i mean i already told meenah i vwasn't at a wviolent place emoceanlly right nowv and i vwouldn't be engaging in any ghost army.
i think i made my feelings pretty fucking explicit ewven.
so it's dovwnright disheartening to knowv someone somevwhere heard me say as much, but still figured it vwas vwithin their right to snatch me up for some nefarious purpose?
i mean, vwhat's the deal vwith people asking me to respect boundaries and shit if someone else out there vwon't bother with mine?
but i guess my feelings don't actually matter in the long run.
if the person that brought us here ewver decides to deign me with an appearance, i'd say as much, too, but knovwing my luck i'll blowv any chance of making something happen vwith them by starting the conwversation angry.
so if there's somebody out there vwho's got have a thinkpan cell on the ifs and vwhats behind our little appearances here, giwve me a shoutout and let me hear your wvievws.
i'm pretty good at listening and also shoulder massages. just saying.
but back to vwhat i vwas saying about dreaming of a place like this.
it's kinda owvervwhelming to spend your vwhole afterlife or at least a significant chunk of it vwishing you could ask a human from that time period vwhat their life vwas like, get some tips for embracing my true self, you dig?
i vwager there's a fair fewv of you out there on this netvwork too vwho knowv just howv to help me too.
i just gotta think about vwhat to ask you all, real humans, salt of the earth vwhich is totally the planet i ought to hawve been born in, century specific, of course.
not those other dreambubble hijacking humans vwho vweren't ewven a decade close to vwhat i'm looking for.
and could'wve been at least a little more understanding vwhen a guy asks them cultural questions, instead of vwriting me off to suck face vwith each other.
not ewverybody is dominated by their hormones, some of us hawve more introspectiwve pursuits.
no, here is vwhere it's really at, and vwhat vwith all the time bullshit this place seems to be experiencing, i'm sure one of you out there can ansvwer the questions burning in my inner humanlike soul.
like, for starters-
howv does my hair look? pretty great, right?


#asl? #coolscar #obwviously theres more questions to come after that but #talk about asking vwhat's on ewverybody's mind