Okay, I always kinda hoped this would happen here, but I figured I'd get a better set of Pokemon.

Did anybody end up like this too? Like wake up as normal without the whole pokemon backstory but get a set of them anyway? I mean, I'm not complaining just uh taking a poll. K, did you get Pokemon? Nathan??

Also if not knowing what's going on is gonna go down like that time(s?) we were all pirates and Lunar Fever meant we were gonna get like pitched off world or whatever, disregard everything I just said. I don't wanna get thrown in jail for human Pokerus.

A few things while I wait for this lovely nurse to work her magic:

1. Now accepting applications for a new rival, Victor shot through my entire party using only his Unown. IT'S AN UNOWN, COME THE FUCK ON! Anyway he's dead to me, figuratively speaking of course, we're still getting shitfaced tonight Robocop and no you can't talk your way out of it (see item 2 below) but I need a rival I can actually beat once in a while. I've a delicate ego!

2. Apparently Ramona's fucked off somewhere. If you ask me I'd put good money on her joining Team Galactic, which— really love, you couldn't pick one of the teams with the skimpier uniforms? Look just drop the whole subspace disappearing act, no one is actually going to resurrect Palkia or whatever the fuck it is they think they're doing. Christ being a villain is idiotic, why does anyone actually do it? AT ANY RATE just come home, see above bruised ego in need of resuscitation.

3. ATTENTION INGRATE FLATMATE: YOUR VIGOROTH TRASHED THE KITCHEN AGAIN, EITHER KEEP THAT LITTLE SHIT IN HIS POKEBALL OR FUCKING BATTLE ME FOR ONCE SO I CAN KNOCK IT OUT FOR AN HOUR OR TWO

4. Are Max Revives safe to eat?

4B. Are Max Revives safe to crush up and snort?

4C. Will report back later on one of these two questions

Yo, Boss.

Not sayin' I got anything that needs to be stashed somewhere, but if I did, and since our previous secret HQ got torched and all— where you want me to stash it?