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What is a centurion? You cant make me wear this.
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( thoughtformed ) WELCOME to the New Moore social network - October 28th, 2011
28 October 2011 @ 04:11 am
HEY ASSHOLES
AND BY ASSHOLES I MEAN A CHOICE SAMPLE OF DEFECTIVE AND COMPLETE ASSHOLES AMONG THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES, WHICH MEANS ALL GRAY-SKINNED IDIOTS AND NO HUMANS EXCEPT EGBERT AND HARLEY NEED APPLY
SO WITH THAT IN MIND, I'VE REVIEWED ALL THE MEMOS POSTED SINCE SOLLUX'S DISAPPEARANCE TO PRESENT.
CONSIDER ME "UP TO SPEED" ON WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, SO EVEN IF THIS IS COMING IN TARDY LIKE GAMZEE GOING TO GET SCHOOLFED ON A FINE "WEEKEND DAY" AFTERNOON, I FEEL THE NEED TO REMIND YOU LOSERS OF SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT.
LIKE, REALLY IMPORTANT. SO FUCKING IMPORTANT YOU BETTER BE TAKING NOTES. ARE YOU READY????
UH OH! TOO BAD. HERE IT COMES:
CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND STOP STARTING SHIT WITH EACH OTHER.
OHHHHHHHH SHIT!
I JUST USED 8 H'S. THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS.
A LOT OF FUCKED UP SHIT HAPPENED AND THEN SOLLUX DISAPPEARED. THOSE OF US WITH ANY DEGREE OF PITY FEEL LIKE SHIT ABOUT IT.
I DON'T THINK I NEED TO TELL ANYONE IT'S POINTLESS TO LOOK ANYMORE. HE'S GONE. HE WAS "RELEASED" INTO THE VAST REALM OF WHEREVER THE FUCK. HE'S NOW FROLICKING AMONGST WHO THE FUCK KNOWS LIKE A GRAND HOOFBEAST GALLOPING ACROSS A GENTLE PLAIN, WIND BILLOWING THROUGH HIS MANE LIKE THE BREEZE SOFTLY RUSTLING THROUGH HIS HIVEMATE'S NECKCAPE. WHATEVER ANY OF THAT MEANS.
LOOK, DIDN'T ANYONE ELSE NOTICE ERIDAN WAS ACTUALLY THE FIRST ONE TO NOTICE SOLLUX WAS GONE?
PRETTY FUCKING FAST FOR SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, IF YOU ASK ME.
AND WHILE I'M CALLING PEOPLE OUT
/!\ ¡!URGENT!¡ ATTENTION PYROPE AND AMPORA ¡!URGENT!¡ /!\
WHAT THE EPHEMERAL HUMAN CHRIST WAS THAT EVEN.
I TRIED TO COMPREHEND WHY ANY OF THAT NEEDED TO BE A CONVERSATION BUT THEN I GOT DISTRACTED BY THE PULSATING SENSATION OF MY THINKCELLS HAVING SIMULTANEOUS SEIZURES AND COLLAPSING WHILE CONVULSING, LEAKING A MUTANT CHERRY RED EXPLOSION OF PURE, UNADULTERATED "WHAT THE FUCK" FROM THEIR COLLECTIVE GAPING SEEDFLAPS WHICH THEY SUDDENLY ACQUIRED FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS METAPHOR, LEAVING ME WITH NO RECOLLECTION OF ANYTHING RESEMBLING A CONCLUSION TO MY ORIGINAL QUESTION WHICH I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE REACHED PRIOR TO IT HAPPENING.
I HAVE NO SHITTY ASSHOLE'S BLUE CLUE.
JOHN, DO ME A FAVOR AND IMAGINE I SAID SOMETHING TO YOU LIKE I ALWAYS SAY SINCE I DON'T FEEL LIKE REPEATING MYSELF YET AGAIN LIKE SOME KIND OF MENTALLY DEFICIENT PERSON OR BROKEN RECORD THAT SOME JERK THINKS IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO KEEP PLAYING EVEN THOUGH IT'S OBVIOUSLY BROKEN.
AND SPEAKING OF THAT
WHAT IS THE SPRITE PROTOTYPED WITH STRIDER DOING HERE???
WHERE THE HELL IS STRIDER
NOT THAT I ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED TWO OF THOSE GUYS
BUT SERIOUSLY
WHAT.
AND BY ASSHOLES I MEAN A CHOICE SAMPLE OF DEFECTIVE AND COMPLETE ASSHOLES AMONG THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES, WHICH MEANS ALL GRAY-SKINNED IDIOTS AND NO HUMANS EXCEPT EGBERT AND HARLEY NEED APPLY
SO WITH THAT IN MIND, I'VE REVIEWED ALL THE MEMOS POSTED SINCE SOLLUX'S DISAPPEARANCE TO PRESENT.
CONSIDER ME "UP TO SPEED" ON WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, SO EVEN IF THIS IS COMING IN TARDY LIKE GAMZEE GOING TO GET SCHOOLFED ON A FINE "WEEKEND DAY" AFTERNOON, I FEEL THE NEED TO REMIND YOU LOSERS OF SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT.
LIKE, REALLY IMPORTANT. SO FUCKING IMPORTANT YOU BETTER BE TAKING NOTES. ARE YOU READY????
UH OH! TOO BAD. HERE IT COMES:
CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND STOP STARTING SHIT WITH EACH OTHER.
OHHHHHHHH SHIT!
I JUST USED 8 H'S. THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS.
A LOT OF FUCKED UP SHIT HAPPENED AND THEN SOLLUX DISAPPEARED. THOSE OF US WITH ANY DEGREE OF PITY FEEL LIKE SHIT ABOUT IT.
I DON'T THINK I NEED TO TELL ANYONE IT'S POINTLESS TO LOOK ANYMORE. HE'S GONE. HE WAS "RELEASED" INTO THE VAST REALM OF WHEREVER THE FUCK. HE'S NOW FROLICKING AMONGST WHO THE FUCK KNOWS LIKE A GRAND HOOFBEAST GALLOPING ACROSS A GENTLE PLAIN, WIND BILLOWING THROUGH HIS MANE LIKE THE BREEZE SOFTLY RUSTLING THROUGH HIS HIVEMATE'S NECKCAPE. WHATEVER ANY OF THAT MEANS.
LOOK, DIDN'T ANYONE ELSE NOTICE ERIDAN WAS ACTUALLY THE FIRST ONE TO NOTICE SOLLUX WAS GONE?
PRETTY FUCKING FAST FOR SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, IF YOU ASK ME.
AND WHILE I'M CALLING PEOPLE OUT
/!\ ¡!URGENT!¡ ATTENTION PYROPE AND AMPORA ¡!URGENT!¡ /!\
WHAT THE EPHEMERAL HUMAN CHRIST WAS THAT EVEN.
I TRIED TO COMPREHEND WHY ANY OF THAT NEEDED TO BE A CONVERSATION BUT THEN I GOT DISTRACTED BY THE PULSATING SENSATION OF MY THINKCELLS HAVING SIMULTANEOUS SEIZURES AND COLLAPSING WHILE CONVULSING, LEAKING A MUTANT CHERRY RED EXPLOSION OF PURE, UNADULTERATED "WHAT THE FUCK" FROM THEIR COLLECTIVE GAPING SEEDFLAPS WHICH THEY SUDDENLY ACQUIRED FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS METAPHOR, LEAVING ME WITH NO RECOLLECTION OF ANYTHING RESEMBLING A CONCLUSION TO MY ORIGINAL QUESTION WHICH I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE REACHED PRIOR TO IT HAPPENING.
I HAVE NO SHITTY ASSHOLE'S BLUE CLUE.
JOHN, DO ME A FAVOR AND IMAGINE I SAID SOMETHING TO YOU LIKE I ALWAYS SAY SINCE I DON'T FEEL LIKE REPEATING MYSELF YET AGAIN LIKE SOME KIND OF MENTALLY DEFICIENT PERSON OR BROKEN RECORD THAT SOME JERK THINKS IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO KEEP PLAYING EVEN THOUGH IT'S OBVIOUSLY BROKEN.
AND SPEAKING OF THAT
WHAT IS THE SPRITE PROTOTYPED WITH STRIDER DOING HERE???
WHERE THE HELL IS STRIDER
NOT THAT I ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED TWO OF THOSE GUYS
BUT SERIOUSLY
WHAT.
28 October 2011 @ 08:52 am
28 October 2011 @ 10:09 am
Wait a minute. Have any of you trolls gone trick or treating before? Or is this like a huge cultural difference we are so getting remedied Monday?
Molly, what'd you get?
Molly, what'd you get?
I believe someone's Halloween costume was delivered to me by mistake. Is there, by some chance, someone missing a Cowgirl costume?
:33 < thank you fur the very amewsing cosplay mystery delivery purrson
:33 < i will play the best purrincess you have ever s33n
:33 < this is the bestest and most pawsome holiday ever!
:33 < an entire day specifurcly fur larp :OO
:33 < i wonder if we n33d a clawder
:33 < purrhaps this island is not so bad
:33 < i am looking furward to this holo w33n
:33 < i will play the best purrincess you have ever s33n
:33 < this is the bestest and most pawsome holiday ever!
:33 < an entire day specifurcly fur larp :OO
:33 < i wonder if we n33d a clawder
:33 < purrhaps this island is not so bad
:33 < i am looking furward to this holo w33n
28 October 2011 @ 02:36 pm
Man, this is cool! And creepy.
Guess what guys? I'm a werewolf, here to eat your house people. Be very. Very afraid. Rawr!
Guess what guys? I'm a werewolf, here to eat your house people. Be very. Very afraid. Rawr!
28 October 2011 @ 04:11 pm
28 October 2011 @ 04:31 pm
So, who's going to the party? I have a costume that I'm sure would look great on... almost anyone who isn't me. Steph? Claire?
... Feliks?
... Feliks?
28 October 2011 @ 04:36 pm
You know, all things considered, I expected something a lot worse.
Probably still going to need a few drinks to make it safely through the weekend, though.
Probably still going to need a few drinks to make it safely through the weekend, though.
28 October 2011 @ 04:38 pm
Kyouya! As always, your initiative and creativity are admirable! This is a costume perfectly suited to the King of the Host Club!
What did you pick out for everyone else?
What did you pick out for everyone else?
28 October 2011 @ 06:12 pm
Hey, can anyone hear me?! Oh shoot. Hold on a sec.
THAT'S BETTER!
THERE AIN'T NO WEIRD OLD COMPUTERS AROUND HERE SO I GUESS UPDATING TO FUNKY TEXT IS THE BEST OPTION. RIGHT? THIS COLOR IS NICE, NICER THAN THAT WEIRD WHITE ON BLACK.
SO I JUST CAME BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL WHERE EVERYONE'S BEEN STARING AT ME ALL FUNNY LIKE AND THEY TOLD ME I'M STUCK HERE! WELL, NOT EXACTLY, BUT I AM TRAPPED, AREN'T I? AND ALSO THAT I WAS FICTIONAL TOO. BUT WHO REALLY CARES.
ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE REST OF THE CREW IS? I'VE PROBABLY GOT JOBS TO DO RIGHT NOW THAT I'VE BEEN PUTTING OFF. SERIOUSLY! TELL SLICK I DIDN'T MEAN IT. AND I'LL GET DROOG HIS NEWSPAPER TOO, IF I EVER GET OUT OF HERE.
AND CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S A HOLO WEENIE?
THAT'S BETTER!
THERE AIN'T NO WEIRD OLD COMPUTERS AROUND HERE SO I GUESS UPDATING TO FUNKY TEXT IS THE BEST OPTION. RIGHT? THIS COLOR IS NICE, NICER THAN THAT WEIRD WHITE ON BLACK.
SO I JUST CAME BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL WHERE EVERYONE'S BEEN STARING AT ME ALL FUNNY LIKE AND THEY TOLD ME I'M STUCK HERE! WELL, NOT EXACTLY, BUT I AM TRAPPED, AREN'T I? AND ALSO THAT I WAS FICTIONAL TOO. BUT WHO REALLY CARES.
ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE REST OF THE CREW IS? I'VE PROBABLY GOT JOBS TO DO RIGHT NOW THAT I'VE BEEN PUTTING OFF. SERIOUSLY! TELL SLICK I DIDN'T MEAN IT. AND I'LL GET DROOG HIS NEWSPAPER TOO, IF I EVER GET OUT OF HERE.
AND CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S A HOLO WEENIE?
Teddie had been thinking about going as Goldilocks for Halloween, but this mermaid costume is BOMB-BEAR-BASTIC!!!! Thank you beary much whoever sent this!!!!!!
Who is gonna help Teddie get ready? These boobs won't stuff themselves~
Who is gonna help Teddie get ready? These boobs won't stuff themselves~
Alright, well, since I have a perfectly normal, perfectly free costume, I have no excuse for not dressing up on Halloween. Should I plan to keep the bar open on Halloween, or will most of you lot be elsewhere?
28 October 2011 @ 07:31 pm
28 October 2011 @ 09:55 pm
This is just wonderful. Not quite what I was expecting, but I don't think it's going to be much of a problem.
I am officially ready to party.
I am officially ready to party.
WHO: Jack Harkness and Marian Hawke
WHAT: Meeting for drinks
WHEN: Friday night
WHERE: The Nancing Phony
( Jack was excited to meet this new person he'd found over the Network )
WHAT: Meeting for drinks
WHEN: Friday night
WHERE: The Nancing Phony
( Jack was excited to meet this new person he'd found over the Network )
Now this is what I call fancy dress. Always wanted to show up at a party swathed in furs and wielding an axe - I suppose this'll have to do.
All right, Doctor? What'd you get then? Jenny, Donna, Jack, Eridan - same question.
All right, Doctor? What'd you get then? Jenny, Donna, Jack, Eridan - same question.