Well now, isn't this a surprise. It was going to happen sooner or later. This miserable rock draws the most unwanted and unnecessary attention of all the wrong sort.

Congratulations. First row seats to the near extinction of the planet. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity. Well, once for you, at least.

So. Shall we celebrate? I am feeling rather like dancing.

Let's have a party.

nooooo way. poland is like invincible. I don't beliee this crap for like a SECOND.

if you need me, I'm gonna be on the roof with some Żubrówka (thanks Lau!!!) like hanging out in this kiddie pool full of bubble bath. poland is immortal!! anyway space is totally lame no way a big rock will take me out.

party at the North building!!

Apparently they're only letting some people evacuate. Place doesn't have hovercrafts but now we're talking about rockets that will only take selected people off this miserable rock.

Let me know when I'm supposed to be surprised by any of this.