Charles, my friend.  I've just come into possession of a chessboard that looks remarkably like the one you kept in that great pile of brick in New York.

I believe the tally was 14-17, if you'd care to give me a chance to even the score.

Ms. Ukraine.  Do you play chess?

The forest is rather beautiful at this time of year.

I'd like to offer my sincerest condolences to those who have lost people from this place recently. I suppose our only solace can be found in the fact that they aren't here anymore, though I realise that's of little comfort to those who remain.


( [Private to Rodney McKay] )

( [Private to Kaylee Frye] )

( [Private to the (11th) Doctor] )

This island isn't that bad at all.

My psychotic roommate has vanished and today, walking down the street, I found my gorgeous baby waiting for me, as though we were back in England.



I also found something else in my roommate's place. Aziraphale. You may want to come have a look.

I'm swinging by the college chemistry lab to do a blood spatter analysis, unless we have someone with police access who can get into Forensics.

Can anyone get me a list of all ballet studios and dance classes available on the island?

I have a Cinderella situation on my hands.