[Rodney is seated at his desk, looking very displeased indeed. A strange orange... thing is sitting next to him.]Oh, yes, yes, New Moore, this is the week to have fun at my expense, isn't it? Clearly, sending me a ZPM
[astute listeners will note he says "zed" instead of "zee"] when I don't actually need one is your idea of a joke, yes? Kicking me while I'm down, as it were. These things don't exactly grow on trees! Well, I'm not going to let this put me in a bad mood! No siree, nope! I'm instead going to hoard this precious gift and take it back with me when I am finally able to escape this island.
SO. THERE.[The feed clicks off.][Text, filtered to The Once-ler]Mr. Once-ler, it seems you're my new housemate, and you may have witnessed me curled up in the fetal position and looking pathetic on my bed. I assure you, I am usually much more animated, and I look forward to meeting you.