carcinoGeneticist
15 September 2012 @ 02:51 am
UH.

[09-06T02:17] D --> (Yes, smell is possible
[09-06T03:14] D --> Foods is What We Believe In,
[09-06T04:13] D --> Allow yourself to imagine.... the food you put on
[09-06T04:20] D --> Tuna Buns
[09-06T04:31] D --> 40 Tires
[09-06T07:12] D --> 1. NO WILL POWER 2. NO DISCIPLINE 3. NO PATIENCE 4. NO BITTER TASTING

[09-06T10:25] D --> Who Else Wants To Become A Golf Ball

[09-06T16:13] D --> Let Me Tell You The Story Of How I Was Able To Overcome Choosing The WRONG Dog 3 Times

[09-07T01:10] D --> "Lean down to me," he ordered huskily,
[09-07T01:34] D --> YOU Will Play Guitar

[09-07T11:10] D --> 33 illustrations of muscles
[09-07T13:12] D --> eye popping muscle mass within days.
[09-07T16:24] D --> Get Ready For Romance

[09-08T00:13] D --> CARDS AND TRICKS
[09-08T00:14] D --> PREGNANCY
[09-08T01:43] D --> CRISPY ONION RINGS; EASY ONION RINGS;

[09-08T03:41] D --> THE ECONOMI% VALUE OF BIRDS
[09-08T11:55] D --> Mortgage Mortgage Mortgage Mortgage Mortgage Mortgage Mortgage Mortgage Mortgage Mort gage Mortgage Mortgage Mortggge Mortgage Mortgage
[09-08T19:14] D --> OVERNIGHT CHICKEN

[09-08T23:59] D --> UNLEASH YOUR INNER MONEY ANIMAL RIGHT HERE,
[09-09T00:00] D --> CLOSED OPEN CLOSED OPEN CLOSED OPEN CLOSED OPEN CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEN CLOSED CLOSED OPEN OPEN CLOSED CLOSED OPEN

[09-09T01:14] D --> Bird feeder controversies
[09-09T01:15] D --> I grew dissatisfied and went into a frenzy
[09-09T01:19] D --> vegetables, acknowledged

[09-09T04:13] D --> I started 100king at my options and I mean ALL of my options.

[09-09T23:11] D --> you use ineffective methods to select men
[09-09T23:17] D --> and becoming a woman is a very serious venture.
[09-09T23:56] D --> SLEEP SOUNDLY


OK, JUST CURIOUS.
HAS ANYONE TALKED TO EQUIUS LATELY.
ALL OF THESE MESSAGES JUST CAME THROUGH AT ONCE.
 
 
davesprite
15 September 2012 @ 11:35 am
[ Look! Up in the sky. It's a plane. It's Superman—

No, it's just a bird. Not really. Because the bird is in freefall while he's inside one of these. If you remember that end of the world fiasco from months ago, then you've guessed right: this is from that secret rocket. It's a hilariously late arrival. Who knows how long it's been in limbo, geez.

But, as soon as it lands, or well, more like a half hour after it lands, the network gets something like this: ]


so you know that age-old belief where youre not supposed to trust crazy cat ladies
not even when youre own life and very existence depended on it
as it turns out thats actually true so heres what i have to say about that:
fuck you


[ He's back, and he's not happy about it. ]
 
 
u k r a i n e
15 September 2012 @ 06:17 pm
Hey... has anyone heard from Belarus lately?

I went to her apartment to check on her and bring her some lunch but her room was empty...

Belarus? If you've got a new address, you should tell your big sister!!
 
 
✰ AMERICA ✰
15 September 2012 @ 11:56 pm
Listen up guys! Commander Shepard just informed me that Spain, Belarus, and Sweden all just got released. It looks like we're being targeted, so if any of you wanna head over to the station, you'll be safe there. I'll be there tomorrow morning, tonight I'm gonna be at Ukraine's just in case.