Here I was thinking a place like this did not need someone like me.

I see now I was wrong.

If anyone needs help, give a shout. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-man is back out and about.

FUCKING LOOTERS. WHERE ARE THE MOTHERFUCKING COPS OR VIGILANTES WHEN YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING NEED THEM. This had to have happened in broad daylight or I would have fucking noticed. Goddamnit.

The Nancing Phony is closed indefinitely while I wait to finish repairs and restock the liquor.

Hey, to the jackass that stole my phone last night:

Fuck you, buddy, and thanks for breaking the screen.

Asshole.

There will be no soda today.

Sent from my iPhone

That was pretty fun until the police started sending in the mutts.

That string of home invasion murders being discovered in the north-western corner of the city has another family of victims.

The crimes are spread out within a three-mile radius so far, not on the same streets, middle-to-high income neighborhoods, no age bracket on the victims. A variety of weapons are being used - most found within the homes of the victims.

Please remain alert.

Petty vandalism? Really now? So you've mentally regressed to the level of particularly slow children. I suppose I'll have to switch tactics to accommodate.

I'm offering a bounty on the heads of those who can't resist destroying perfectly good resources for fun. They will be brought to the elementary school, handcuffed to uncomfortably small desks, and forced to endure several straight hours of my most excruciating mathematics lectures.

NOW will you behave yourselves?

Surely, with the wide array of talent on this island, there must be someone who could get the power going again?

Shepard, we've got a serious problem.

[Lin's voice is sharp and edgy, even under the veneer of exhaustion. She's one of the ones who hasn't stopped for anything but the bare minimum to eat and sleep an hour or two here and there, but she's been able to take care of almost everything she's found. So if she says there's a problem, there's one hell of a problem.]

There's an abandoned ambulance on Badger Court, a few houses in from the intersection at 35th. The interior's been stripped down - every bit of electronics, linen, medical supplies all taken. Including the uniforms from three different teams of EMTs. All of them dead when I got here - throats slit or heads crushed. No gunshot wounds.

Someone's targeting medical personnel and already injured victims, and they have the uniforms and probably at least two vehicles to make it work.

Tim is this random stuff over already. I'm bored and looting is so last century