Why has ZIM been charged withthe imitated care and rearing of a human child? Haven't they figured out yet that the most efficient way to raise them is to have them programmed with this knowledge already? The thing is a robot, after all. Clearly there are some design flaws that the engineers have yet to work out. Pathetic fools, they should know how to design a simple robot that can at least do menial tasks, otherwise, what good is it? I also noticed the distinct lack of heat rays or weaponry. How is it expected to defend itself?

ZIM will take this prize, don't you worry. You other children shouldn't even try, for mine will be the best, most efficient baby of all. And then the prize shall be mine. Yes. Give to ZIM!

Hey, Real-life Baby? Can you do a fellow robotic a solid and stop crying for a couple hours? I know I don't actually need to sleep, but I kinda like it.

Yo, Kate Bishop?

I think I got something that belongs to you.

Finnick, either my therapist is lying (not unlikely) or that practical joke we played on Katniss back in like August has some really annoying repercussions.

Also stop sending me pink cows in Farmburg, I'm so over that game.

Jackson, I'm bringing the baby to you, and no, you're not going to give me some excuse about how you can't take care of it because you need to go do something that involves not taking care of her.

You're not pawning this assignment off on me. Be a good dad to your fake baby.

Day care services available.*



*child return service currently unavailable