If they were going to send a team to face us, the least they could have done was to ensure they could actually pose a proper challenge. Any defender who cannot take a hit doesn't deserve his spot in the first place.

[Except she probably hit him in the groin with her stick.]

I expect better next year. I will go so far as to return just to make sure this school is not a hopeless wasteland of so few sports and poor training, so that at least future generations do not have to be as bored as I was.

Are you guys actually going to school every single day? Wow.

Where's the fun in that?

Good morning, everyone! Remember, you need to bring the following to your science exam:

• A number 2 pencil, sharpened
• As many erasers as you can find at home
• Stout shoes
• A water bottle
• Snacks to be eaten outdoors - popcorn or pretzels only!
• Swimsuit

As I've told you before, the exam will be in three parts.  First, the written portion - multiple choice, true and false, and three short answer questions.  It shouldn't take you more than an hour.  Second, the hands-on portion - using erasers and diagrams, diagram the element or isotope which I will assign you.  There will be fifteen minutes allotted for this section.  Third, the practical portion - for the rest of the testing period, we will go on a forest scavenger hunt!  You will each have a list, to split up among friends or do yourself is up to you, but you must photograph each item, document certain aspects, and return in the set time limit.  If you finish early, you will have free reign to do what you like in the area I'll be waiting for you in, which includes a large pool suitable for swimming, trees for climbing, rocks for sunning, and raspberry canes nearby.

If you have any questions, now would be the time to ask them!


[Locked to Miss Ukraine]

You know, Muirne, if you have a free period, you should come visit.  I'm starting a batch of peanut brittle for the youngest class and I need a hand keeping all four pots going at once.  I may have been a touch enthusiastic.

Who: The Eleventh Doctor (child) and Arthur Kirkland
What: England discovers he has a kid
Where: Outside the school and at their apartment
When: Afternoon, June 10th
Warnings: This will probably be adorable.

( Waiting for dad. )

Who's hosting the after party? Simca and I will bring the wine coolers.

I don't think I'm going to wear this headband. Haven't decided.

You know, I've decided. This school year was pretty okay. Even with me failing ethics on a technicality and the fact that the school is still deep into lacrosse denial-- I keep telling you guys, frisbee is where it's at-- we still had some good times. I mean, at least five different people set the chem lab on fire near finals. New record! By the way, none of those were me.

But let's try for bigger next year, yeah? Really show the big guys who rocks. How 'bout it?

Who: ANYBODY
What: Beach party & beach volleyball
When: today
Where: the obvious place

What better way to end the school year than with a beach party? More like, what other way is there to start the summer in style? Bring your swimsuits and your towels, and be prepared to party all day and half the night too. There's a couple of nets for volleyball, and an ample provision of balls (just in case some get, you know, pummeled with superhero strength) for the tournament. Coolers full of soda and some full of beer, a couple of kegs- ok, more than a couple of kegs. Pizza delivery somewhere around 8, and an honest to god, straight up boar roast, Asgardian style.

Have fun guys!