[When the feed turns on, the frame is filled with the face of what appears to be a very angry woman with a somewhat bat-like face. She yells into the phone. ]

WHERE. IS. HAMBO. WHERE IS HE, YOU DORKS!? Whoever took him is going to PAY WITH THEIR IMMORTAL SOUL WHEN I RIP IT OUT OF YOUR BODY AND SWALLOW YOUR STILL-BEATING HEART.

[ She pauses and takes a breath, her face shifting back to normal for a moment. She looks a little embarrassed. ]
Ugh.. okay, look. Seriously. Whoever took my bear, I just.. I just need him back, okay? I don’t care that he’s old, or that he smells a little funny, or that maybe the stitching on his eye is coming off, but I just… need him back. I mean, it’s not like he’s any good to you, right!? So just… GIVE HIM BACK ALREADY! He’s no good to you ANYWAY!

[ and here we have (1) count 'em one tiny tiny viking clutching like his life depended on it and standing in front of the hospital looking more or less in a state of shock.

Just mumbling to himself. Yeah, the turning-it-on part was an obvious accident ]

Wow. This is totally an okay situation.

Hand me a thing and send me off. I'm fine by the way. I'm not freaking out or anything. Thanks for the mental health consideration. Your pep talk was absolutely no help at all but I appreciate your effort which was not really an effort at all. I can contact a network. Odin help whoever thought this one up. What's a network? Gee, I don't know. You know who's fictional? You're fictional. You freaky white-wearing freak. [ something makes a sound and he jumps a little ]

That's it. I've died. It's not even Valhalla because the world is way too hot heat-wise and things are probably on fire. I'm melting. Lucky me. Fire and brimstone for you, Hiccup. It's okay we upgraded the afterlife to have odorless fire and brimstone for maximum comfort while you suffer a hysterical breakdown. Have fun with your metal abominations. We'll miss you in Berk.

I feel so honored to have this experience.

TO: America Chavez, Loki, Scott McCall, Isaac Lahey, Billy Kaplan, Tommy Shepherd, Noh-Varr, Kara Zor-El, Peter Parker 1, Peter Parker 2
SUBJ: Young Avengers

Hey everyone. Most of us have already discussed joining the team. Thought we might all discuss being a Young Avenger over coffee, and you can decide if you want to stay on the Young Avengers phone tree going forward. New Brew, 10am. Don't worry, Tim Drake's discreet and we can trust him. Plus Billy can put a deafening spell around us so no one can hear our conversation.

[ ooc: we can have a giant group reply all text message, switch to action, whatever anyone wants! ]

Hello everyone. ♥
It's been a while since I've felt so comfortable with my legs.
I hope I didn't keep anyone waiting too long. Next time there's a dance, let's all have a lot of fun!


Mm, and really!
You've all been so nice, that I've managed to get everything I need!
(ﾉﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ☆Good job!☆ヾ(ﾟｰﾟヾ)

Noh Kun, Tim Kun, thank you!

Should we get started for real now?
I have enough to build my equipment and the components to make what I want!


The last things on my list are············
Headphones with a frequency response of 20 Hz - 20kHz
8 or 9 HDMI input cables

( Text message to Kazu )

With everything that's going on, sometimes it's good to find something nice and familiar!

[Attached: Photo of a completed 1/100 scale plastic model robot.]

Since I don't have any of my tools or paints here, I had to go with an easier model. Because of that, and because he has a really strong and consistent image, I could put it together in a few minutes, and didn't even need to check the instructions (´▽`) His name is Billbine!

It makes me wonder what kind of show he's from, but I'd never actually watch it...

Is there anyone else here who likes robots and stuff? What about someone who knows where I can get a gas mask?

[[OOC: In the insane event that somebody actually apps from Aura Battler Dunbine, I'll retcon that robot.]]