I know it's been a crazy couple of weeks, but I've scheduled a get-together with the Avengers for this weekend, and I'd like to be able to RSVP and tell them how many people are on the team.  If you haven't gotten back to me yet, the offer's still open, but I'd like a preliminary roster.  

[Toph's kicking it back in the park, where she's taken up residence. She's got a cozy little dirt and rock encampment, completely set up with her own amenities. It's got a healthy layer of dirt everywhere. She thought she hit the normal speech to text feature, but she's hit the video feature instead. When the feed comes on, it's at a weird angle.]

So while I don't mind finding my own way to make a living and all, because I am resourceful like that - [Everyone remembers that time in the Fire Nation where she conned her way into large amounts of money]

I don't appreciate someone coming up to me and telling me I have to go to school. Rude much. But that guy totally deserved a punch to the face.

Someone tell me school isn't mandatory. Because it's lame.

Um. Hi. My name is Miles. I don't really know what to think about this whole thing about everybody being fictional, so is it okay if I just ignore it? I think if my life really was fictional I would be a lot better at chemistry and maybe less scared of heights, you know??

Anyway, I have a question! Is it true that people you knew back home can end up here with you? I figure if my best friend was here he would have texted me by now, but Ganke if you ARE here and you haven't texted me because you're busy building some awesome giant Lego creation that's really cool and I want to see it or maybe you're still mad at me but either way you should really text me!! Like now!!

And if Ganke Lee isn't here, then maybe there's a guy named Nick Fury?? I know that there are more than one of them in different universes, but I'd prefer to talk to the black one if possible. No offense if you're the white version!! I just don't know you!!

[ Today's video has a special guest star. It's a beret that Shinichi is holding up by one finger and looking at disdainfully. ]

I'm not wearing this. It's stupid. In fact, I bet I could pay someone to burn it.

[ But that's not the point of this video. Though seriously, he is not wearing the dumb beret. ]

Anyways, I'm too smart for first grade and I don't trust the "adult" this place gave me as a caretaker-I suspect he can't do laundry. So since they're both useless I'm going to homeschool myself. I'm announcing this here so everyone knows I'm not missing, or sick so don't ask.

[ This actually might be an attempt to get out of music class. ]

Also, I don't think that scorpion broadcast was real, but just in case I'm wrong, if someone finds one would you mind putting it in a jar, with air holes, and bringing it to me?