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( thoughtformed ) WELCOME to the New Moore social network - September 3rd, 2013
03 September 2013 @ 11:59 am
Alright. The school year started again. God help us all. Hello, returning and new students. I'm Phil Coulson, the guidance counselor.
Here are some things to keep in mind for those attending or insisting they're not going to attend but are still on the class rosters. (Protip: You are attending, if not just for that fact that if you don't we're technically allowed to revoke your monthly stipends. Have fun thinking about that.)
- There is a uniform. I'm aware most of you won't bother putting it on, regardless of the detention that follows. At least make sure whatever you're breaking the rules with is appropriate.
appropriate: jeans + t-shirt + actual shoes ☑
inappropriate: leopard printed thong bikini + whatever Mister Makara had on his feet that week in March ☒
- Please follow proper hygiene. Bathe, wash your hands after using the restroom, etc. If someone offers you gum in class, take it. You're not supposed to chew gum but if someone's offering you some of their precious gum without you asking for a piece then your breath is probably pretty rancid and they're trying to solve this problem. Take the gum.
- That cafeteria food is edible. I don't eat it but I was told to say it was edible.
- There are extracurricular activities and sports teams. I'd recommend getting involved with one. They can be fun, help you socialize, can lead to actually exercising, and let you use "I have to help with that club thing" as an excuse to get out of unwanted situations.
- Do not get behind on your work. Do it on time. Prepare for your class presentations. Getting behind on work (or not doing it at all) can lead to stress, poorly written assignments your professors really don't want to have to read, embarrassment, lowered grades, and gingivitis. Doing papers at 1AM is ill-advised unless you are an incredibly skilled writer or nocturnal.
- Have your own school supplies. Borrowing pens can ruin friendships and lives.
- Nobody likes bullies.
- Accidentally calling your teacher 'Mom' or 'Dad' isn't the end of the world.
- Go to bed earlier during weekdays so you are refreshed in the morning and try not to skip meals. If your energy depletes and you fall asleep in class, someone will tie your shoes together and draw human dicks on your face.
- Guidance hours are Mondays thru Fridays: 8:00 AM - 5:15 PM. You are free to come in at any time during those hours but I would recommend scheduling an appointment in advance. You may do so by filling in a time-slot on the calender located on my door or contacting my office directly. Either myself or Miss Rose Lalonde will pencil you in.
Here are some things to keep in mind for those attending or insisting they're not going to attend but are still on the class rosters. (Protip: You are attending, if not just for that fact that if you don't we're technically allowed to revoke your monthly stipends. Have fun thinking about that.)
- There is a uniform. I'm aware most of you won't bother putting it on, regardless of the detention that follows. At least make sure whatever you're breaking the rules with is appropriate.
inappropriate: leopard printed thong bikini + whatever Mister Makara had on his feet that week in March ☒
- Please follow proper hygiene. Bathe, wash your hands after using the restroom, etc. If someone offers you gum in class, take it. You're not supposed to chew gum but if someone's offering you some of their precious gum without you asking for a piece then your breath is probably pretty rancid and they're trying to solve this problem. Take the gum.
- That cafeteria food is edible. I don't eat it but I was told to say it was edible.
- There are extracurricular activities and sports teams. I'd recommend getting involved with one. They can be fun, help you socialize, can lead to actually exercising, and let you use "I have to help with that club thing" as an excuse to get out of unwanted situations.
- Do not get behind on your work. Do it on time. Prepare for your class presentations. Getting behind on work (or not doing it at all) can lead to stress, poorly written assignments your professors really don't want to have to read, embarrassment, lowered grades, and gingivitis. Doing papers at 1AM is ill-advised unless you are an incredibly skilled writer or nocturnal.
- Have your own school supplies. Borrowing pens can ruin friendships and lives.
- Nobody likes bullies.
- Accidentally calling your teacher 'Mom' or 'Dad' isn't the end of the world.
- Go to bed earlier during weekdays so you are refreshed in the morning and try not to skip meals. If your energy depletes and you fall asleep in class, someone will tie your shoes together and draw human dicks on your face.
- Guidance hours are Mondays thru Fridays: 8:00 AM - 5:15 PM. You are free to come in at any time during those hours but I would recommend scheduling an appointment in advance. You may do so by filling in a time-slot on the calender located on my door or contacting my office directly. Either myself or Miss Rose Lalonde will pencil you in.
New students.
If there are any of you who are unfamiliar with the way schools work here, or who haven't been to school in a very long time, meet me in the lunchroom after school any day this week. I'll teach you what you need to know. Routines, study habits, how to fit in. There are tutors if there are subjects you don't understand.
I'll be tutoring math as well.
If you don't want to come to the meeting, I'll answer any questions privately.
If there are any of you who are unfamiliar with the way schools work here, or who haven't been to school in a very long time, meet me in the lunchroom after school any day this week. I'll teach you what you need to know. Routines, study habits, how to fit in. There are tutors if there are subjects you don't understand.
I'll be tutoring math as well.
If you don't want to come to the meeting, I'll answer any questions privately.
03 September 2013 @ 06:13 pm
Is there something about me that drives relationships to end? I mean, I guess a lot of times I end things, not necessariliy the other person, but maybe I'm too forceful or something and it drives people awy. But there is no too forceful! I am a strong woman and I shouldnt be ashamed!! I should be allowed to be who I am! Fuck the haters!!. Wait, can I say that? There are like kids on this network right.
Maybe something went wrong when I came here. I mean. Me and nohvarr were great in that alternate timeline where looki's all evil. We were really happy. And then he comes here and I'm all weird with . I mean i'm in this weird limbo place with someone, not Tim, and then he dates Lydia, not tim, Nohvarr dates lydia, and then he leaves the island, just like how Eli left me and never had the balls to say we were breaking up. I mean. Like. What is it about me here versus there that makes me undatable? obviously I figured it out back home. THis is bullshit. Utter bullshit.
didn't thi hospital people say New Moore is a way to start over? Shed the burdens of home and make a nice, normal start? life was a lot better bakc home. I had my shit together back home. But here I'm some sort of mess. I'm a complete mess.
Things would have been different if Cassie had ever showed up. I don't understand why we get Thor and Starks galore and alternate universe grown up Loki TWICE and I've never gotten my best friend. I"mean, getting a fresh start should knvolve your best friend coming back from the dead, right? Fujck.
do you know who has an ok dating life? 14 year old me in an alternate reality where I go to school in Brooklyn. Brooklyn Katie bishop has a better dating life. I mean. Lok at that miles kid. he's adorable. and sweet. WHy can't I find that here? Why can't I keep someone like that here? not that I"m consdiering dating a 14 year old thatd be WEIDRD. Miles don't read this.
PS Tommy, I'm fine, you know i can hold my drink. DON'T come over here. Lydia, let's pretend this didn't happen. like we always do. Rose, same thing. On both accounts. Seriously no one come over, i really don't need any sloppy makeouts right now and thats probably what would happen. Okay maybe I'm a little drunk since I don't feel weird saying that. But i'm totally fine and I'll be fine like I alwyas am because I'm hawkeye and a Young avenger and leader of the team and leaders are strong right? And they never crack? And i'm SO not having a panic attack about dating right now I'M FINE LET"S NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN>
_PPS Im not rereading this. No one is reading this thats what im going to believe. I'm posting it and sleeping and Tommy you can only come over tomorrow morning to hold my hair as i throw up ok? it's like tradition.
Maybe something went wrong when I came here. I mean. Me and nohvarr were great in that alternate timeline where looki's all evil. We were really happy. And then he comes here and I'm all weird with . I mean i'm in this weird limbo place with someone, not Tim, and then he dates Lydia, not tim, Nohvarr dates lydia, and then he leaves the island, just like how Eli left me and never had the balls to say we were breaking up. I mean. Like. What is it about me here versus there that makes me undatable? obviously I figured it out back home. THis is bullshit. Utter bullshit.
didn't thi hospital people say New Moore is a way to start over? Shed the burdens of home and make a nice, normal start? life was a lot better bakc home. I had my shit together back home. But here I'm some sort of mess. I'm a complete mess.
Things would have been different if Cassie had ever showed up. I don't understand why we get Thor and Starks galore and alternate universe grown up Loki TWICE and I've never gotten my best friend. I"mean, getting a fresh start should knvolve your best friend coming back from the dead, right? Fujck.
do you know who has an ok dating life? 14 year old me in an alternate reality where I go to school in Brooklyn. Brooklyn Katie bishop has a better dating life. I mean. Lok at that miles kid. he's adorable. and sweet. WHy can't I find that here? Why can't I keep someone like that here? not that I"m consdiering dating a 14 year old thatd be WEIDRD. Miles don't read this.
PS Tommy, I'm fine, you know i can hold my drink. DON'T come over here. Lydia, let's pretend this didn't happen. like we always do. Rose, same thing. On both accounts. Seriously no one come over, i really don't need any sloppy makeouts right now and thats probably what would happen. Okay maybe I'm a little drunk since I don't feel weird saying that. But i'm totally fine and I'll be fine like I alwyas am because I'm hawkeye and a Young avenger and leader of the team and leaders are strong right? And they never crack? And i'm SO not having a panic attack about dating right now I'M FINE LET"S NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN>
_PPS Im not rereading this. No one is reading this thats what im going to believe. I'm posting it and sleeping and Tommy you can only come over tomorrow morning to hold my hair as i throw up ok? it's like tradition.
03 September 2013 @ 07:31 pm
Hello everyone!
I hope you all enjoy your first day of learning CHEMISTRY. I am a little disappointed that my joke about the benzene rings and the ferrous wheel didn't go over as well as I had hoped, but it was only the first day. So that is okay.
Remember, your assignment is the Table of Elements. Remember it! A little tip: instead of memorizing it all at once, just check it a little bit at a time now and again. Or I guess you could say...
periodically.
Hehehe. Remember to brush up on your knowledge on molar heat capacity, electronegativity, aaand...oh, the laws of thermodynamics, but I probably don't even need to mention that. Duh! Silly me. I mean, who doesn't lay awake pondering the inevitable heat death of the universe resulting from the second law? Ha. Hahaha.
...
PROFESSOR PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM, OUT!
[ If it was not obvious, Princess Bubblegum is the new New Moore School System science teacher. ]
I hope you all enjoy your first day of learning CHEMISTRY. I am a little disappointed that my joke about the benzene rings and the ferrous wheel didn't go over as well as I had hoped, but it was only the first day. So that is okay.
Remember, your assignment is the Table of Elements. Remember it! A little tip: instead of memorizing it all at once, just check it a little bit at a time now and again. Or I guess you could say...
periodically.
Hehehe. Remember to brush up on your knowledge on molar heat capacity, electronegativity, aaand...oh, the laws of thermodynamics, but I probably don't even need to mention that. Duh! Silly me. I mean, who doesn't lay awake pondering the inevitable heat death of the universe resulting from the second law? Ha. Hahaha.
...
PROFESSOR PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM, OUT!
[ If it was not obvious, Princess Bubblegum is the new New Moore School System science teacher. ]