Peter Parker
06 September 2013 @ 12:50 am
Is there still a Gwen Stacy and a Gwen Stacy in attendance? Just. Indulge my paranoia for a sec and go 'Present!' or something.

...Miles too.

In other news:
The art gallery has the worst roof ever and they should really clean their windows.
 
 
Christopher Chant
06 September 2013 @ 03:05 pm
It's been a week of lessons and while I do believe I have given it a fair chance, at this point I can categorically state that the quality of education offered here is absolutely appalling. Honestly, what sort of second-rate institution doesn't even offer basic magic lessons? Though of course I have been privately tutored and am a very powerful enchanter — so I would certainly be far beyond whatever anyone on this island could possibly teach — how on earth are you others supposed to learn even a single elementary spell in this place?

And no cricket team? I think next week I shall be circulating a petition in protest. Does anyone know who the Sports master is? I'll deliver it to him once I get the signatures. What is the point of going to school at all if there's no cricket?
 
 
notjohnsmith
06 September 2013 @ 06:06 pm
 
On the occasion of being assigned a new roommate, it makes perfect sense to meditate for a moment on the past. However, when the result of those meditations is an immediate fear for the well-being of your new roommate, it's another matter altogether.

In under two years, I've had a minimum of eight or nine roommates, some so briefly it seemed as if a new notification arrived on my door the moment I pulled the last one off. At a point like this, given the constant assault of strangeness on the island, it only makes sense to wonder if otherworldly forces might actually be at work. Is the apartment haunted? Is there a sinister rift into a sealed dimension in the closet that makes roommates vanish and turn into giant crickets?

The only possible comfort that can be taken from all of this is the certain knowledge that unlike in most social situations, there's no reason to fear that someone's vanished because of something I said.

Unless I've unknowingly become a kabbalist mage capable of subconsciously reciting dangerous incantations. In which case I suppose I should be glad that I didn't read a book full of cursed lullabies, instead.

Mason-san. Good luck.

Koizumi, there's something I'd like you to check.
 
 
Darcy
06 September 2013 @ 08:31 pm
[Darcy is hot and growly. Between the heat and getting a new roommate, she is not in the best of moods.]

So yeah, I don't know what the hell is up with the heat and the lack of AC but it' needs to fucking uit. Now. I'm not in the mood to be sweltering.

Also, new roommate, this should be interesting. If anyone wants to wish me luck, I'd appreciate it.