Who: Bro Strider & Sheska
What: Er. Cute things. Don't look.
Where: The park~
When: September 7th
Warnings: Unnecessary amounts of cute.

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( Are we sure that cat curse wore off completely? )

Not to be, like, that guy or anything but this weather's been a nice change of pace. Kinda like home? I mean, if I'm gonna die from heatstroke, better to do it on a tropical island than the middle of the desert in some broken-ass RV.

Wouldn't mind some AC though. Yo, I'm pretty sure even the jankiest crack den in the ABQ had AC, what's the deal with






Oh shit. Oh shit, my office

So now that this is well and truly a full-on heatwave, I thought I should pass along, for the safety of everyone, how to tell when you're suffering from heatstroke, or heat sickness, as some might call it.

The simplest way to tell is to check your body temperature, so I suggest keeping a thermometer handy. When your core temperature reaches above 40°C (or 104°F), and especially if you have stopped sweating, you are probably sick. Other symptoms include:

• Dizziness


• Hallucinations


• Headache


• Chills


• Nausea


• Pale or flushed skin


• Weakness or fatigue


• Appearing as though out of breath

If you or anyone you know seems to be experiencing these symptoms, move to a cool, shaded area immediately, and drink plenty of cool liquids, water being the most important, naturally. You may also use water to soak their clothes, or just to spray on them.

So it is my professional advice to carry a fan and a bottle of cold water with you as we trudge through this overwhelming heat. Stay cool and stay safe.

-Dr. John Watson

[See Sirius inside Marauding Magic. See Sirius actually fully dressed and not sweating.

Ahh, magic~]

Anyone who's not enjoying the heat, come to Marauding Magic, as far as I know New Moore's only genuine magic shop with genuinely magical air conditioning. You don't even have to buy anything. But you may find you want to and far be it from me to keep you from it. I even offer a thing or two that might help you keep cool!

Like the non-melting ice cream I have developed together with Once-ler from... that pizza place! It melts only once you lick it.

[Obviously, Sirius can't actually speak in rainbow colours. He can, however, use his wand to have rainbow coloured sparks everywhere while he advertises his ice cream!]

Once-ler, this is the cue for your jingle. Come up with one.

( more personal messages )

[ oh, look, New Moore. you probably recognize this woman if you were around for the madness a few months ago, where you were suddenly inundated by tons of people at once! if not, she'll be quite unfamiliar to you. regardless, she seems ... almost relaxed, despite the circumstances and she certainly doesn't remember you. or at least, she doesn't show any recognition of remembering being here. ]

I have to say, of all the things I've experienced recently, this is the most intriguing, if not the most outright laughable. The idea that I was once fictional and have only been given a consciousness, well -- I think, therefore, I am.

In any case, there are certain things that I require. Information, a place to stay, a better wardrobe; the basics.

[ there is a pause, and she winks at the camera, a taunting smile on her face. for those who know her from home, however, there's .. a touch of sadness. just a touch, but it's there for the particularly observant. she seems tired, even. ]

And I suppose I'd best introduce myself, then? My name is Irene Adler. I'm sure we'll all become quite familiar with each other, in due time.

[ another beat. ]

Is it always this horribly hot here?

Who: Tim Drake and Cass Cain
What: Hanging out in the hot hotness
When: Sunday
Where: The guan

( You and me, always between the lines )