10 November 2013 @ 02:52 am
has anyone seen lydia martin? blue dress, reddish hair. i swear she was just here...
10 November 2013 @ 09:22 am

Thanks? I think? I still don't know if that's an insult or what.
10 November 2013 @ 02:57 pm
SINCE I HAVE BEEN DECLARED MAYOR OF BALL TOWN, I HAVE LED EXCAVATION EXPEDITIONS INTO FINDING THE BOTTOM OF THE GREAT PIT WHICH HAVE LED TO AMAZING DISCOVERIES THAT WILL BE PUT IN THE NEWLY ERECTED BALL TOWN MUSEUM.
- ROTTEN FOOD. SCRATCH THAT THOSE ARE GONE NOW. MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED LIKE EVERY GREEN BALL TOWN CITIZEN.
- WE HAVE EMPTY WATER BOTTLES.
- SEVERAL MCDOLAN'S SMILEY MEAL TOYS.
- A RAZOR SCOOTER.
- RUSTY NAILS.
- A VHS TAPE LABELED 'HERBIE: FULLY LOADED'
- A FISH.
- TWO BICYCLE HORNS.
- A SQUEAKY BACON DOG TOY.
- A TREASURE CHEST.
- LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH.
- A TIRE.
- SOMEONE'S KEYS.
- SPADER-MAN ACTION FIGURE.
- URANIUM.
- A RED CAPE I WILL NOW WEAR AT ALL TIMES.
- A BAG OF BLUE ROCK CANDY.
- SEVERAL HUNDRED LEFT SHOES.
WE WILL CONTINUE OUR EXCAVATION AFTER A CEREMONY TO WELCOME OUR NEW SHOE CITIZENS.
10 November 2013 @ 06:18 pm
So no one is dead, only one person is missing, and no one has posted any videos of anyone dancing to a Korean pop song.
Is this some kind of post-event record?
( Private to Kate Bishop: )
10 November 2013 @ 07:26 pm
i will give $200 to the first person who brings me ibuprofen and sunglasses
10 November 2013 @ 08:37 pm
[After Jason Todd decided it was in his best interest as Miles' legal guardian to get him super wasted at Homecoming, Miles threw up a bunch last night. It's the morning after and he is still drunk, on the verge of a terrible hangover. He's never had alcohol before, which will be abundantly clear under the cut.]( Texts for Kate, both Gwens, Roxy, and lots for Jason. )