[Someone wears metal armor and works on the weekends~ Lin's back again, as grave and serious as ever.]

The new releases are out:

The 9th Doctor
Grant Ward
Ianto Jones
Lily Potter
Molly Hayes
Remus Lupin
Steve Rogers
Terry Mcginnis

If you have questions, ask them here.

Now. Valentine's Day is coming up quickly, as anyone paying any attention to the Network will have figured out by now. Some bizarre event or other usually crops up around that time, so be aware and on your guard. All officers will be on duty that night - you were all warned of this ahead of time, so don't complain about it now - do not hesitate to contact us.

Okay though seriously can we please notice that Molly and the Captain disappeared at the same time and that like

that has to mean something right! They've taken her somewhere and





There has to be something we can do

I'd just like to make a general announcement for those few new faces and a reminder for everyone else in light of recent events that although it's total shit, "released" STILL doesn't mean dead.

That at least hasn't changed over the years!

In addition to that I'd like to propose turning this UPCOMING weekend into a three day weekend, in the name of love and all that. And by love I do of course mean everyone getting shit-wasted and releasing a year's worth of pent up sexual frustrations on whatever poor human/alien/goat they've got their sights set on. Brilliant, wouldn't you say? Thank you, I agree. Motion passed! God I miss being king.

AND FINALLY: Karkat you know you can't hide forever, we've still got much to discuss.

Well, it's out in the open now, so might as well come out and say it.

Ianto's left again. Sort of always knew he would. Never stays.

If anyone needs me, I'll be trying to drown myself in the bottom of a pint glass.