okay for some ppl they turned into like tentacle eating monsters, but my roommate Tim is like spontaneously cool or whatever so this is like, pretty awesome
i think something is wrong with heinrich! hes been hiding under the human respite couch since this morning he wont come out for anything, not even his favorite squeaky toy... i wonder whats got him so spooked :(
HOW DO YOU DELETE SHIT NOT THAT ANYTHING NEEDS DELETING! HAHA JUST WONDERING HOW YOU WOULD GO ABOUT DELETING SOMETHING IF YOU YOU KNOW HAPPENED TO NEED TO DELETE SOMETHING LIKE THERE'S NOTHING AT ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE DELETED BUT IF THERE WAS LIKE IF I HAD TO DELETE SOMETHING HYPOTHETICALLY IT'D BE PRETTY FUCKING USEFUL IF THIS FUCKING THING WOULD DELETE IT. NOT THAT I TRIED. I JUST DIDN'T SEE UH THE FUNCTION AVAILABLE RIGHT AWAY AND THOUGHT THAT'S PRETTY GODDAMN INCONVENIENT LIKE IF SOMEBODY NEEDED IT WHICH I DON'T
[This voice is child-like, which isn't to be mistaken for "childish." It's also cheerful in the fashion of Wish-You-A-Fast-Recovery! cards and Happy 40th Birthday! balloons.]
Although the confusion seems to have died down for now, if anyone needs any help, please let me know!
[ This video is posted to the network, though not necessarily by its star. ZIM is standing outside a fast food restaurant across the street from where the video is being filmed, costumed as something unidentifiable, but wholly grotesque. He is dancing outside the door to the restaurant, trying to entice customers in, though it seems to be having the opposite effect. It may have something to do with the boiling hot grease splashing from the open mouth of the suit he's in. ZIM is clearly in a great amount of pain, holding up strange foods to potential customers. ]
Try our life-sustaining matter! Vort Dogs! Sample Vort Dogs! And real life, wriggling plooka larvae with every meal-OH IT HURTS SO BAD! [ ZIM is clearly on the verge of tears as he wobbles around on his tiny feet, trying to stay conscious in his costume filled with grease. There is some snickering of teenagers behind the camera before it cuts off. ]
WHERE: Torchwood New Moore WHEN: Saturday, April 28th WHO: Jack Harkness and Ianto Jones WHAT: Jack does his job and Ianto tries to make him not.. do that. WARNINGS: It's Jack and Ianto. It's probably gonna get steamy. Just on the safe side, nsfw.