I got moved! I got moved! Guess who up~grade~d? M̲͇ͬ͊̾é̛̔ͯͬ̔̈͏̖͎̟̲̖̱͓ḛ̡͓̖͎̻͕̐ͯͥ͆͡ͅe͛̇ͩͧee! I got a guardian now. Yeah! Never had one of those! Is it like a mom or something? Oh man oh man I don't know what this is but YES. I'm going to miss the pit though so here's the deal, Aino Minako, whoever you are you lucky lucky lady with one Vanellope in your living space. We're putting a ballpit in the middle of the living room! And race car beds! That's happening. Yup.

When do we pillow fight? That's a thing guardians do right? Or is that slumber parties... CAN WE HAVE THOSE?

And school. What's that about? What's going on there? Someone give me the awesomeness rating on that.

So... seeing as it's almost December, I've been hit with the consumerism bug. It's pretty debilitating right now, so as soon as possible, I need gift ideas from you fellas. Tim, Nathan, Conrad, Jesse, Wallace I'm looking at you dudes.

..Holy crap, do I really not have any girl friends?

I have been told a lot of weirdo things, but this really takes it!! There's no way I'm not real, and there's no way Cephiro isn't either! I'm not crazy! Someone tell me what's really going on!