myfries
12 July 2013 @ 12:09 am
 
So, yeah, it's real cool to see so many lameoids wandering around. I haven't seen this many human people in a long, long time. I'm talking long. But more importantly, I've forgotten how kinda boring everything used to be. It's making me want to be back home, where at least I've got my bass and my stuff.

On the plus side, I think we can make this fun.

But first thing's first. I'm pretty hungry. Anyone know where a girl can get a bite to eat?
 
 
Gwen Stacy
12 July 2013 @ 12:24 am
 
... okay, this is -- not okay. At all. This is -- you can't take me away from my dad's funeral and tell me I'm not -- not real, what is....

This is insane. This is the--

No. I'm not okay with this and I don't want to stay here. Do you understand that I have-- places to be? My family --

... no, okay. Fine. I can deal with this. If I have to, I will. So. [ DEEP BREATH. ] My name is Gwen. Gwen Stacy. If we're all -- fictional, I can only assume it's possible that people I know have been brought here too and told the same thing. So, iiiiif my name is familiar to you? Now's the time to say so. Otherwise?

[ DEEPER BREATH. ]

I'm. Going to go sit down. Somewhere. If anyone needs me, I'll just be. Yeah. So. Thanks.
 
 
oz
12 July 2013 @ 12:32 am
How do you use one of these? Is this- Right there? Hi. Hello. Oh, this is kind of fun. Nowhere near as fun as flossing or like Jack kind of fun but video broadcasting has an appeal here. Haha. Anywhooo there are more than 3,936 of you that are not where you're supposed to be, give or take a few hundreds with this influx. So many. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this and then there's the issue of non-human teeth and then probably way more than half aren't even going to see anything here- Why are there so many adults? They don't have anything for me and I am definitely not collecting wisdom teeth, which are unnecessary to pull a lot of the time. Dentists. Honestly. Gotta love them but oh how some of them just enjoy literally pulling teeth and but -what was I saying?

Oh right. Fictional me. Is there a rule exception here and it was just those last guys or are we all acting like a big killjoy and pretending everything isn't real?
 
 
Blue
12 July 2013 @ 12:36 am
[Blue hadn't been wanting for gadgets before she came here, but hey, a free new one is a free new one, so she might as well take this whole social networking thing out for a spin while she needs to vent.]

Hi, everyone! I'm trying to figure something out, but I'm not getting anywhere. I can tell I'm not the only one who ran into the "you're not real and none of your memories are either" people, so if you've got more experience with them, don't worry about ruining the puzzle for me! Just help me out here: what's their angle?

I mean, you don't have to be as clever or beautiful as me to see it's some kind of scam. Shady strangers telling you an outlandish story and giving you something for "free?" I actually find the lack of subtlety a little insulting! But... [sigh] I can't get inside their heads. If this were about keeping a bunch of people stuck here for some creepy reason, you'd think they'd at least take our Pokemon and our stuff away, right? And of course I checked the convenient hotel room for a hidden camera or something, and it's definitely clean. So what are they getting out of this? Nothing up front, and I didn't have to agree to anything...

Aaaugh! I can't believe these people are in the middle of successfully duping me! I knew reforming was making me lose my touch...!
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Vivi Ornitier
12 July 2013 @ 01:30 am
 
U-um... Hello?

I think...

I think I'm lost, and I can't find my way back home.



...Anyone?
 
 
Rufio
12 July 2013 @ 07:35 am
Who: Rufio and you!
Where: Outdoors, anywhere. Starting downtown, but feel free to start a new thread anywhere that's not a building.
When: The morning of June 12th.

Luckily for New Moore's much-damaged hospital real estate, many of the new arrivals are appearing at random all over the island. Given that this one's brandishing a sword, that might be especially lucky. As the sun comes up, he's standing on a rooftop in the business district, strutting back and forth with a scowl, and crowing like a rooster at the top of his lungs.
 
 
Tim Drake
It might be too early to call, but it looks like we have a major influx of new arrivals, same as last summer when Magneto first arrived. Everyone keep their eyes open; if it's like last time, they're not just appearing in the hospital. There's no filter, nobody guaranteeing they're stable enough to interact with us safely, and every reason to think they'll be frightened and confused.

Anyone with advanced sensory tech, if you see someone appear, get me your readings as soon as possible. Please.

This might be our best chance to learn something about the mechanisms of arrival and release, and I don't want to miss it.
 
 
natalia "natasha" romanova ✦ black widow
12 July 2013 @ 10:43 am
[ you know who has two thumbs and is over this? this girl. it hadn't been the first time she'd woken up in a hospital bed with a dim memory of the last twenty-four hours, but natasha had to admit it was a little unique to be told that she was previously fictional and now she'd somehow become real. right. let's talk to the nice people and see how this goes. ]

I was looking forward to a long island vacation, but this wasn't quite what I meant.

[ a long sigh. mostly a put-on, but hey, some of it is actual exasperation. she wanted to be on a beach somewhere far away from space aliens. ]

Is there anyone around here who actually knows what is going on? Who hasn't just arrived, but who's been here and has some solid information?

[ she'll address the whole 'fictional' thing later. when she's not managing her temper underneath the surface of collected calm. ]
 
 
g(a)linda
12 July 2013 @ 12:06 pm
[ Yes. That is a guy dressed like Peter Pan. Yes, the flying upside down and making faces at it would indicate the person dressed like Peter Pan probably actually is Peter Pan.

He stops his amazing talent of making the most ridiculous of funny faces to scratch his head, take a seat on air like there was actually something to sit on, thoughtfully go 'HMMMM' and state: ]


I don't get it.
 
 
「鹿目☆まどか 」 kaname MADOKA
12 July 2013 @ 12:15 pm
[ On your screens today is one pinkette, and she seems to be acting a little awkwardly, with a very strange face for a moment or two before she laughs it off and smiles gently. ]

I was wondering... does anybody have any spare ribbons? I don't have mine anymore.
 
 
Ray Smuckles
12 July 2013 @ 01:01 pm
please know that i am currently looking for an intern to assist me in rebuilding my media empire as it turns out the first one I built was imaginary and does not presently count. Other people would be angry about this but a true player enjoys a challenge.

I currently have no money (also imaginary) so I will not be able to pay, but I can reimburse you with years of business expertise and a guaranteed spot in my crew once such a crew is sustainable.

THINGS I CURRENTLY NEED:
a dvd copy of Braveheart (blu-ray ok)
a case of your most expensive gin (will reimburse when empire is restored)
a much larger television
a second phone so I can separate business from pleasure (very important, this business tip is on the house) (preferably the second phone is a different color as to keep track)
a case of your most expensive whiskey
a 2013 Cadillac Escalade (2014 model is too showy)

so anyway, I'm thinking of starting with a casino? (a classy establishment for high rollers, not a glitzed up $5 buffet nightmare where grandmothers get arthritis from video poker)

so those are the basic ideas for now. Hit me up if you want in on this exciting financial opportunity or you just want to knock back a couple cold ones

-ray-
 
 
Petunia Elkwood
12 July 2013 @ 01:05 pm
[The screen flickers, and then everything is a pale purple. It's hair—and when Petunia moves you can see a bit of her face.]

—this does?

[She catches sight of herself onscreen. There is a loud gasp.]

WHAT???

[She ducks down until only the top of her head is visible, and slowly inches her way up. Her eyes are narrowed in suspicion. She pokes at the screen, and when it doesn't seem prone to attack her, she grabs the device. Only her neck is visible. And audible: the sound of violent button jabbing.]

How do you—come on. Ah! Is that—

[The video ends.]
 
 
{ leif; tiger's eye. | Þorfinnur (thorfinn)
12 July 2013 @ 01:34 pm
Who: Thorfinn and you!
Where: Outdoors, AT SOME PLACE??? Somewhere. Pick and choose.
When: morning~noon of june 12th, I am flexible.

I'm sure you're sick of the newer arrivals already, right? Sorry to say that this one won't really help you either. With his getup of thick, medieval winter garb, and how he's a little weird in how he moves—cautiously, with erratic changes between walking forward and then whirling around, as if having heard something, even when it seems like there wasn't any noise at all—he's a glaringly obvious anomaly. To make matters worse, or at least a little more complicated, his fists—which repeatedly move up, poising to protect himself or something like that, before returning to a somewhat-neutral position (as neutral as one can be when he seems like he's on a hair-trigger)—have two shortswords planted in them, and while he doesn't look nervous or panicked at all, the sour expression on his unappealing mug and his alertness might be an indication that he's not afraid to use these at any given time, especially to those who might want to approach him.

There is a point, though, when the faint sound of a cell phone ringing can be heard, and he jumps, startled—wildly swirling around to find the noise, only to realize that it's coming from his own pocket. It's then that he throws the cell phone on the ground, which, incidentally causes the following feed:

* * * video * * *

[ while the feed shows nothing but dirt, you can hear someone cursing. ]

What the hell—[ and then a few footsteps, slow and precise, before there's a pause.

and then the feed shifts, like something's poking the phone. ]


.. The hell is this? [ of course, thorfinn isn't one to listen to people's explanations, and as soon as they had told him he was fictional, he'd blocked off whatever other ~helpful~ explanations they'd tried to give him—so it's not surprising that he doesn't know what this is, nor does he have any hold on the situation right now.

another poke, before there's the sound of steel rubbing against dirt; a glint of metal can be seen when the phone flips over, naturally not of its own accord, but of thorfinn's accord. or his knife, rather, as he's handling the phone with nothing but.

something one can notice when they see the boy is, firstly, that he's dirty and bruised, especially in the face, as if still healing from a fight—but his dirtiness isn't merely just from the fight, but years and years of habit and lack of care. rather than a head of hair, he looks like he has a blonde bird's nest, and his brown eyes are barely visible and glaring at the camera, and it's clear that he has.. absolutely no idea what this device is. secondly, while his expression of apparent continual grumpiness and lack of light in his eyes shouldn't belong to any child, he looks to be physically small enough to be one.

with a squint, he crouches near the device, as if having determined that the strange object wasn't going to harm him, and.. pokes it. with the knife. repeatedly, until one of his pokes hits a button and the phone trills, and he moves back instantly, blinking in bewilderment. ]


What in—Odin's name—!?

[ ... another poke, another beep, and more bewilderment. rinse and repeat. ]

* * * end video * * *

... although while you could certainly take the chance to approach him while he's bemused by the smartphone, you could meet him somepoint else in his grumpy walk.
 
 
Jane Foster
12 July 2013 @ 01:56 pm
... Uhm...

There doesn't happen to be someone who could tell me what... exactly just happened? And maybe where I am? It'd be really helpful.


[ooc: I have no good icons left hauhau]
 
 
allons_y_alonso
12 July 2013 @ 02:06 pm
 I've got one question.  Just one.  Very important.  Critical, in fact.

...Is Harry Potter here?
 
 
Elizabeth.
12 July 2013 @ 02:07 pm
--excuse me. I'm looking for someone. A man named Booker. Booker DeWitt.

If you've seen him or spoken to him, could you please tell him-- no. Just tell him to come find me. My name is Elizabeth.

[ She puts the phone down then, pacing away into her hotel room. She's leaving the video feed on in case of replies, not accustomed to the normal way things like this might be done. So, in the background, listeners will be able to her her say: ]

I don't understand. It shouldn't be-- why can't I-- why right now? Why did this have to happen now?

Come on...

[ Her voice is tight, like she's straining. Then there's a very strange sound, a whoompf, like there was a sudden displacement of a large volume of air. ]

... oh.

[ Elizabeth returns for her phone and cuts the feed. At least for now. ]
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Akemi Homura
12 July 2013 @ 02:31 pm
She's here.
 
 
The Master | Thomas Kreise
12 July 2013 @ 03:07 pm
 
Police Chief.

Well. Not quite the same ring as Prime Minister of the World, but an interesting vocational choice.

 
 
Bart Allen - Impulse
12 July 2013 @ 03:11 pm
[Adding to the deluge is a 15-year-old boy in a superhero costume talking rapidly into the camera.]

So where's my game? I'm fictional, that means I've got a game. I might have a comic too, but I've got to have a game, right? So where is it? I should get to play my own game. But I've been looking all over--and I mean all over--and I haven't found it yet.
 
 
erica reyes
12 July 2013 @ 03:20 pm
[ Erica seems to be taking this in stride, the whole being told hey guess what, you're not real and also on an island in the middle of nowhere. She's staring at the camera on her device with a wry grin. ] As far as pranks go? This one is kind of lame.
 
 
steelweb
12 July 2013 @ 03:26 pm
All right, people, listen up!

Everyone not arriving through the hospital, there's free lodging and food being put up on the city's money at the Four Saisons Hotel. The men and women in blue uniforms with badges are the local police force. You need help? Ask them.

If you arrive injured, head uphill - near the top there's a big multi-story building with a lot of glass windows - the local hospital. They're aware that walk-ins are going to be up, so don't hesitate to get medical treatment if you need it. Police station's down five blocks to your left if you're looking at the hospital.



[Locked to NMPD; Avengers; Harkness//NMPD security] )



[Private Audio: Koizumi] )



[Private Audio: Coulson] )



[Private Audio: Carol] )
 
 
River Tam
12 July 2013 @ 03:30 pm
[River is settled on a tree branch out in the open. Her eyes are wide and confused as she tries to process everything she's been told. She's not sure she believes it but everything they said, everything their minds said, seem to be true.]

I think I feel into the wrong sky.
 
 
Georgia Mason
12 July 2013 @ 03:48 pm
[Georgia is supposed to be dead. She's supposed to be dead and not in some pre-Rising island where people are telling her shes fucking fictional.

This? Is not okay.

She's pacing back and forth, her eyes narrowed at the comm device. She is trying very hard not to throw it across the room.]


Would someone mind really explaining what sort of hell I've landed myself in?
 
 
Johanna Mason
12 July 2013 @ 04:07 pm
 
There are way too many people here.
 
 
Yukari Marii
12 July 2013 @ 04:55 pm
[Image: Small teenager, brown hair, purple eyes. She hesitates for a moment before beginning.]

What does it actually mean to be fictional in this context?

I've been told that the world I come from doesn't exist, but I do. Because I exist, my brain exists, and because my brain exists, my memories are real. Are they real memories of a non-existent world?

On the other hand, isn't that true of all memories? If you try to remember what you experienced yesterday, you're imagining a world that no longer exists. The past only exists within memories - it's every bit as unreal as a fictional universe. Because my memories exist, that world had an influence on the current real world, by leading to the creation of those memories.

So doesn't that make the imaginary world I came from just as valid as the past of this world?
 
 
miracleinkneehighs
12 July 2013 @ 05:07 pm
I should be surprised. But after everything that's been thrown at me the past few weeks... Well, let's just say that this seems more ordinary than meeting your older-self-but-not-self-from-alternate-universe-relocated-to-your-universe. So I'm not. Maybe I'm even feeling...relieved? There are so many people, but it feels almost...calm.

And look at that! No one's pointing guns at me! I wonder how long that one will last. Probably not long. And-- [At this point it flashes to video. A pretty blonde girl smiles faintly- though it's a weary, tired smile. You can probably also recognize the big S symbol on her chest too.] There. The technology here's still a little behind, isn't it?
 
 
99purroblems
12 July 2013 @ 05:11 pm
:33c  
:33 < *d33p in the dappled shadows of this strange new forest, the jungle beast stalks powerfurry yet silently on her padded paws*
:33 < *even the ground beneath the leaves smells diffurent to her sensitive nose*
:33 < *she takes a d33p, d33p breath, listening to the d33p silence while she pawnders*
:33 < *d33ply!*
:33 < *this territory is not her territory*
:33 < *these prowls are not her prowls*
:33 < *breaking out of her purrplexment, the fierce predator takes a moment to wash her face, putting efurry whisker in place, then growls:*
:33 < ok
:33 < who broke the universe this time? ://
 
 
Nick Miller
12 July 2013 @ 06:16 pm
[video starts to the sight of nick miller from the streets of chicago, and a bottle of beer in his hand. have fun]

So wait, wait, are you telling me that everything, EVERYTHING in my life UP TO NOW has been fake? Everything???

Oh, so someone decided it would be SO MUCH FUN for me to just go through law school and then just DROP OFF, LIKE THAT, and waste HALF MY LIFE? Or that it would be GREAT for me to just make terrible life decisions and STILL HAVE THREE ROOMMATES WHEN I'M THIRTY? AND THEN JUST RANDOMLY DECIDE TO TELL ME 'OH, BY THE WAY, THIS IS JUST SOME WEIRD JOKE ON YOU, YOU'RE NOT REAL'.

THIS ISN'T FREAKING COOL, MAN!! IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF THAT!

[drinks the rest of his beer and reaches for another one. is that advisable? who knows]

You know what, no, it is cool, it's the freaking coolest. That means that my failure of a life is not my fault! It's just some godly dude with some twisted sense of humor making fun of me. THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, JACKASS!

[drinks some more and... suddenly looks surprised]

Wait, if everybody from EVERYTHING is here, what does that mean for Z for Zombie? Are there zombies here? Wait, IS THERE A ZOMBIE IN THIS HOTEL? Did I also mess with some poor dude's life? AM I A GOD?
 
 
Peter Parker
12 July 2013 @ 06:30 pm
 
Soo... we're going with 'multi-verse theory isn't a theory,' right? Okay. We established that. And normally I'd be thinking that's pretty much the coolest thing I have ever heard ever because people I would want to meet seem to be in one location... except Einstein and the guy that invented poptarts.

But let's say you were kind of a private guy (Like Batman--but I'm not Batman or anywhere near that. This is an example) and you're fictional somewhere else and the person's a huge fan... Does that person know your entire life and there's nothing you can do about it?

Like you'd know where I go to school and the name of every family member and who your crush is and the combination to my locker and where your secret lair is and your allergy to peanuts and other things you probably wouldn't be uncomfortable with a total stranger knowing?

Is anyone else getting freaked out by how meta this is or is it just me?
 
 
Jesse Pinkman
12 July 2013 @ 06:40 pm
 
What's with the flood?

Yo, newbies. Make sure you stop by Madame Red's Antiques for whatever you need. Seriously, you want it, we most likely got it.
 
 
Jane Crocker
12 July 2013 @ 09:40 pm
:B  
Okay, I knew this game was going to be...unique, shall we say, and that's one thing. But suddenly waking up in the middle of a city and being told you're not real is definitely quite another! Well, I mean, I suppose I AM real now. Not that I didn't feel genuine before. Argh!

However I got here, I lost my small robotic friend and I'm starting to feel a mite lonely, even with all these people around. This service is certainly no Betty Bother, which is probably not a bad thing, but I do hope there's someone out there who can help me understand just what in the heck is going on!
 
 
River Song
12 July 2013 @ 10:08 pm
Hello! It seems like this place is really in need of help.

[River waves at the camera, yes, she has already browsed around her phone a little.]

Two of you. And it's not even my birthday.
 
 
mood: amused
 
 
Darcy
12 July 2013 @ 10:09 pm
 
[She's settled at the desk that they gave her when she stated working for the Avengers, her feet propped up and her eyes on the comm.] Anyone have any idea of when this influx of people is going to stop? Don't get me wrong, people are awesome but this is kind of overkill.
 
 
marius pontmercy
12 July 2013 @ 10:47 pm
[He's left the beautiful gated garden house where he'd finally met Cosette for the first time, thanks to Eponine, thoughts of love in his mind and heart. Marius walks back home to go to sleep in his bed in Paris...

...and wakes up on a couch in a completely unfamiliar place. It seems to be some sort of inn, or perhaps a mansion of some sort, but he can't place where he is at all. The architecture is so unfamiliar, from the materials to the interior choices, and he's honestly a little scared.

He looks around a bit more, checking his surroundings, and finds two things he's not sure of - a small book of sorts, written in English, and a metal box with a shining glass front. His first reaction is to read through the booklet. Despite refusing the money his relatives have given him and his attempts to live more humbly, he is from quite a rich family and was taught English when he was younger, though it's nowhere near as good as his mother tongue, and he speaks with quite an accent.

The first thing he discovers, of course, is that he's awoken in a place called New Moore. It takes him aback, as he's never heard of such a place in all of France, but the second bit is what really astounds him - apparently, everything he's ever known, everyone he's ever known, even his love Cosette, is purely a work of fiction.

Before he's given a chance to react - to wonder what sort of philosophical musing that would send Jean Prouvaire into, to wonder if Grantaire's near-nilhilist ideals were really worth listening to, to feel remorse that Cosette's life is a lie - the metal box springs to life before him, and many voices, faces, are reaching out to unknown sources from it.

He recoils almost instantly from the shock and accidentally knocks the box on the ground, retreating further into a corner of the couch.]


What sort of trick is this?!
 
 
Rogue
12 July 2013 @ 10:53 pm
[The video turns on to show a very young, girl with brown hair parted down the center and white bangs. There's dark eye shadow and lipstick on her wearing a black tank top with a faded sweater over it with the sleeves off her shoulders and going down to her wrists. Her shoulders are exposed whereas her hands are gloved.

There's no mistaking the serious expression on her face. She's not pleased in the least.]


This is gettin' old very fast. Someone better start talkin'.
 
 
Neo-Queen Serenity
12 July 2013 @ 11:10 pm
I wasn't expecting to come to this place, but it is a nice area. [Though it is centered around the wrong time frame, let alone the wrong world.]

A wonderful reminder of days long past, but its simply that. A reminder. The future's waiting and I must return to it. Before Pluto and the rest of my Senshi begin to worry.

Any information about this place, how it came to be, or a way home, would be most appreciated.

Thank you so much.
 
 
Roxas
12 July 2013 @ 11:33 pm
 
[Right, okay, new people. So what? That's not the important question here. What is important is a question that's been weighing on Roxas' mind for a while now. Maybe all of the new people can give him a good answer.]

So why hasn't Poptart-flavored ice cream been invented yet?