sooooooooo confrontin the batterbitch didnt go EXXACTLY how id planned it
4 my entire life
and this kinda torpedos my beachbummin plans lol
cept shits back 2 normal now
minus my busted up arm which is makin lots of normal shit hard2do
but!!!
which of u hot 2 trotties wants 2 sign it first??

[Backdated to the event!

No matter who you are, even if AR is never spoken to you before, you might be getting a text message, it reads:

Hey.

UNLESS you happen to be blind right now, in which case your phone just starts talking to you in Siri's soothing robotic voice:

"Hey."]

—Fake? I don't believe it. I've heard many things, but being fake isn't why I'd be brought back to Earth. Then again, it wouldn't have been very hard to bring me back to where I was just leaving.

Ah.

Well.

I'd like to know your favorite parts of this part of Earth. Some of the things have ... different names than what I was used to. So, I should start anew.

A-alright I don't know who decided to take the joke this far but the crack about me being an insignificant character hasn't been relevant for at least four plot arcs! Come on! If this is just another weird virtual A-T training, I get it. It wouldn't be the first time I've woken up in some weird-ass place... but this full-immersion shit is really pushing it. Calling a guy fictional really isn't funny when... well, it's just not. Just because someone exists in a different reality or medium or... whatever. Doesn't mean they're not real...

So, this is gonna be a poll because it came up and now I'm curious. See, back home, heroes have rules. You follow the rules, you keep your people safe, and everything goes along how it should. Rule number one is never take the damn mask off unless you absolutely have to. That identity is important. But now we're here and I've gotta tell you guys, since we don't exactly have proof that anything we do here matters anywhere else, why are we hiding? Or, rather, why are they hiding?

See, the jury's out on whether I'm a hero.

So, here's your poll.



And if you're wondering who I am, check your archival evidence. I'm referenced here and look at me owning up to it. Sure, I don't have those memories, but I can see the value in pissing a lot of people off.

Who: Dirk and whoever
What: Dirk being a dodgy avoidant ninja fucker I guess
When: Lateish night of the 27th, like midnight
Where: Dorms, and then, the dark, cold, streets
Warnings: Talk about loss, death and emotional pain.

[it was a starry and clement night when one dodgy ninja fucker Dirk Strider carefully slipped out the door of his shared room with Roxy and began padding silently down the hallway towards the buildings exit.

Surely no-one will disturb this young man sneaking off in the middle of the night.]

I was going to drink something but then it wasn't something again but this time it was MARSHMALLOW VODKA.

It is my new favoritest thing ever and you should try it because it is marshmallow and marshmallows are made of happiness and magical sugar fluff and is one of life's greatest joys like a good musical number or a fancy hat or money or mother's unobtainable love or a stack of pancakes or-- I lost track of what I was saying and now I want pancakes but marshmallow.

Hey, New Moore.
Since the fan seems to be operating without any interference from decomposing food waste, I think it's time for a poll regarding these inexplicable and zany events that pop up once or twice a month.
I don't mean whether you think it sucks or not. Leave the prosaic bitching for someone who gives a shit.
What I'm asking is, is there anything you're kind of hoping will happen.
The school uniforms got me thinking.
Since these events are pretty much unarguably a series of slow, lubricated strokes lavished upon our faux-utopian overlords' Brave New World boner,
It's only a matter of time before they run out of random shit to do to us and start falling back on the classics. Genderswapping? Mandatory cross dressing? I hope to Christ I haven't already missed this shit.
Personally I'm holding out for Kemomomimi week. I have attached an imagine of the prospective results; take a look and tell me that isn't the cutest fucking thing you've seen in your entire life.
I figure they'll just keep spinning the wheel of popular hentai tropes, and we'll hit it eventually. But there's plenty of other shit on that circular rotating apparatus of culturally coded sexual perversions.
So what's your pleasure?

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[ oh god why. let's add another member to that list of people who completely lost it. Here's one (1) green-gloved dapper fellow in the forest -- or what should be a forest anyway. Someone's not taking proper care of it and everything around him looks very much dead-- including animals D:!

He's sitting on the floor in front of the camera, waving his arms in the air to the tune of his own singing ]

Why Once-ler? Bad Once-ler~
What have you done?
You've poisoned the water and thought it was fun!
There must be something quite wrong with your head
'cause now all the fishes are flopped up and dead
And the flowers they sag and tip to the side
'cause you made their roots all polluted and dried
And the air makes animals cough choke and wheeze
'cause you smoke and now they can't breathe!
This is wrong! This is bad! Do you even care?
I think that accusation is entirely unfair.
You'll say- Don't go further and stop it right now!
I'll say- Can't do. There's no way how.