You know, I would point out the irony of all this but it is just too easy. I mean really. Are you getting that bored out there? Let's tell all the fictionals they're fiction and see what they do!
Spoilers: Most of them won't believe you
But hey. At least you have me. Your friendly neighborhood spider-man!
No? Not even a little laugh. Huh. Tough crowd. All right. Time to liven things up a bit. It's all a little too real housewives for me. Why don't we see if we can spark up some Hawaii 5-0
Hey. While we're at it. Do I look like Ryan Reynolds under this? As long as you have the wheels to the clownmobile, why not mix things up a bit?
Come on.
For me?
Pretty please?
Oh, fine. But if I don't get a kiss from a lovely lady before I turn back into a frog you are the one who has to hear about it.