twinknife
06 April 2013 @ 12:07 am
 
Uhhhh, not to be that guy or anything but... has anyone seen the doc today? I came home and all his stuff is.... I mean, a giganting blue box missing from your living room is kind of a tip-off something's up.... not that it was ever "normal" to begin with.....

But that doesn't mean he's... gone.. right? I mean he could just be off having wacky space adventures! Or time-travelling, he's done that before. It's just..

.. We had an agreement, y'know?




I mean, he's been here for three years, you think he would've been released by now, right?? Seriously... it's about damn time....
 
 
劉 [ lau ]
06 April 2013 @ 12:17 am
 
I'm proud to say Madame Red's Antiques & Appraisals reopens this evening. There will be complimentary wine offered to all those who celebrate our return with us.

Mister Pinkman, I look forward to seeing you back to work as soon as you're comfortable. You'll find the renovated facilities quite comfortable.

Young Master Nitram, in light of the untimely death of your superior, I would like to offer you a promotion. It's not much in the face of such a loss, but I hope you'll accept.

Miss Vriska Serket and Mister Thomas Shepard; I would like to offer you both a job.

To anyone else who wishes to find honest employment, our doors are open again. We don't discriminate against anyone and we pay very well.

We are very happy to be back in business again. I hope the culprits who struck us down know that my sister and I were not raised to hold grudges. We overcome misfortunes faster than most. And we remember those who rejoiced at our struggles.

We wish our competition nothing but the best.
 
 
Darcy
06 April 2013 @ 08:12 am
 
...Who thought it was a good idea to do the whole rabbit infestation thing? Especially in our apartment?

This is going to end in blood.
 
 
ᴀsᴀʜɪɴᴀ, ᴍɪᴋᴜʀᴜ [朝比奈みくる]
06 April 2013 @ 09:05 am
[ When the feed turns on there is a single brown rabbit who seems to be sniffling around. And then another one. And another.

... And another.

Until there is a pile of rabbits that are too many too count.

But then there's a noise that seems to come out of nowhere. It's a small squeak, but then it's a muffled wail that seems to be coming from the pile. If you hear closely enough you may be able to even hear it. ]


Hieeeee...!! Someone, please help me!

[ And then there's some cries and whimpers before the feed turns itself off. ]
 
 
SETA SOUJI 瀬多 総司
06 April 2013 @ 10:03 am
 
We're going to need a lot of carrots.
 
 
[ humming ]
06 April 2013 @ 11:21 am
THIS IS SO STUPID.

RELOCATION WITHOUT CONSENT OR WARNING FOLLOWED BY UNREASONABLE EXPLANATION AND ACCUSATIONS OF FICTIONALITY IS NOT A PROPER WAY TO GAIN A CITIZEN FOR YOUR NONSENSICAL ISLAND CITY

ALSO AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT IS NOT A FUZZY COTTONTAIL??? I DO NOT THINK I HAVE ENOUGH BOXES TO PUT YOU ALL IN. WHERE WILL YOU LIVE IF YOU CAN NOT LIVE IN BOXES?
 
 
Aradia Megido ♈ apocalypseArisen
06 April 2013 @ 05:05 pm
does anybody know how you get blood out of carpet
 
 
Victor Mancha
06 April 2013 @ 07:55 pm
Lydia, there's no way we're going to Burrito Chime. If you want actual mexican food, I told you I can cook some.
 
 
Kaylee Frye [Firefly/Serenity]
06 April 2013 @ 09:25 pm
I didn't mind no bunnies til SOMEONE got kicked in his little kitty face when he tried chasing and bothering one, even though I tried warning him not to. I believe that someone has learned his lesson and is staying in his crate or outdoors or well away from bunny rabbits until they're all gone.

Cats...

Anyway, I don't want to be hurting no bunnies in my shop, and they're everywhere, so Frye Mechanics is closed until further notice. Last thing I want to do is have one end up trapped inside the hood of a car or something.